Work rant in obnoxious letter format--
Dear 20-something guys in the holister shirts with the fancy ass cars,
Yes you do have to stick the park sticker directly to the windshield. Im sorry that this mars the beauty of your fancy ass car and in some way disrupts the dopey beer commercial that is your life but that is the way it is. If you don't want to stick the sticker to your windshield, fine, put it on the dashboard, put in the glove compartment or your wallet, hell, shove it up your ass for all I care, but enjoy your 110 dollar fine.
Dear asshole in the jeep with the spikey hair and baseball cap,
I realize that you and your bitchy wife think that you and your kids and your buddies and your beer are the center of the universe but Im afraid this is not so.
There are other people in the world, actually there are other people in this very campground, and those people do not want to have to put up with your shit. So if you would stop engaging in extreme douchery and STFU so others can enjoy the park, we will all be much happier.
sincerely,
the chick at the booth who wants you all to die