Lets get morbid: Wills, bucket lists and etc.

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Dave

Dave

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You realize that with the passwords you could RIGHT NOW go into the AdminCP, create a new Admin account, delete mine and you'd already have taken over.

I don't have to die for you guys to kick me to the curb.
 
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Andromache

Dave said:
You realize that with the passwords you could RIGHT NOW go into the AdminCP, create a new Admin account, delete mine and you'd already have taken over.

I don't have to die for you guys to kick me to the curb.
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Curb huh? Moving on up, I see.

*waves from the gutter*
 
Math242

Math242

i want to be cremated and my folks know that.

I don't give a flying fuck what they do with the ashes or what will happen to my possessions.
 
Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

Having had to attended a rather unexpected (for me at least. I've been out of touch with the family) funeral today I've reaffirmed my believe that my cremation, should it ever come, shall be in the form of a giant funeral pyre.
 
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Dusty668

No relatives, so I guess my junk will go to random utility guys cleaning out my apartment, and all my online stuff will just eventually evaporate. I don't post here a lot, so maybe one day someone will think "Hey whatever happened to that guy..." and that will about sum it up. What happens to "remains" no one ever collects? potters hill or just sit in a bag on a shelf until...?
 
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Dusty668 said:
No relatives, so I guess my junk will go to random utility guys cleaning out my apartment, and all my online stuff will just eventually evaporate. I don't post here a lot, so maybe one day someone will think "Hey whatever happened to that guy..." and that will about sum it up. What happens to "remains" no one ever collects? potters hill or just sit in a bag on a shelf until...?
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McDonald's.
 
Morphine

Morphine

Everytime I trust someone enough to tell them my death wish, they all make the same face. It's as if I were saying I wanted to be buried in dog poo.

I think no one's ever going to want to honor my wishes =(
 
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Andromache

Morphine said:
Everytime I trust someone enough to tell them my death wish, they all make the same face. It's as if I were saying I wanted to be buried in dog poo.

I think no one's ever going to want to honor my wishes =(
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hire an estate lawyer. As long as it's legal, they'll do it.
Dinasours, like Jesus, died to give us a better world.
Unlike dinasours, Jesus didn't turn into a fuel resource. That selfish prick.
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What? and here I thought those little wafers were worth something! :(
 
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Null

Those little Jeezits? It's eating the flesh of a God Incarnate. (btw - fuck you Jim Cameron for making me unable to use the term 'avatar' without it being associated with blue pussy) What's more awesome than that?
 
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Andromache

Avatar: privately funded by millions of furries just to begin the war on nonfurries. Stage one? Messing with the concept of a piece of tail.
 
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Null

From what I can tell, it's basically Dances With Wolves but with Mecha, Furries, and Dragons instead of Cowboys and Indians.
 
Fun Size

Fun Size

I have kids so I have a will. Have to make sure they get the money and someone I trust looks after them.

Similarly, I have no bucket list as I think things have worked out alright. I've succeeded at my job, I have a wife and kids who tolerate me reasonably well, and I'm pretty.

And of course, I have Barretos.
 
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