Man from Future attacks Large HARDon Collider

[Jay]

http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/0,39029552,49305387,00.htm

Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future

A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world.

The LHC successfully collided particles at record force earlier this week, a milestone Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt by stopping supplies of Mountain Dew to the experiment's vending machines. He also claimed responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in November last year.

Mr Cole was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted him rooting around in bins. He explained that he was looking for fuel for his 'time machine power unit', a device that resembled a kitchen blender.

Shit! I knew it would come to this. It's only a matter of time now people!

 

[phil]

http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/0,39029552,49305387,00.htm

Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future

A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world.

The LHC successfully collided particles at record force earlier this week, a milestone Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt by stopping supplies of Mountain Dew to the experiment's vending machines. He also claimed responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in November last year.

Mr Cole was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted him rooting around in bins. He explained that he was looking for fuel for his 'time machine power unit', a device that resembled a kitchen blender.

Shit! I knew it would come to this. It's only a matter of time now people!

I liked the last lines the best

"Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered."

 

[North_Ranger]

Eloi Cole? *checks the Births section of today's newspaper*

Ahah... Guess it's time I invited Shego over for dinner.

 

[Dave]

Now THAT'S a good April Fools joke!

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It was the Twelve Monkeys! The Army of the TWELVE MONKEYS!!

 

[Gusto]

:shocked:

 

[Chazwozel]

LOL Dave, the date of the article was the FIRST thing I went to check.