Truth or Dare

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Cajungal

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Ok I got dis.

MD, I dare you to write a short piece of erotic fiction featuring two people-- One being the least appealing person you and think of, and the other, the most appealing. At least 2 paragraphs.
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

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GREAT dare! I'll have to think about it... I change too much too often to have an all-time favorite, but I'll think of a good one. :D
 
Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

If you had to choose one person on the planet to send far, far away, to an alien detention center, never to be heard from again...
...who would it be?

Basically, who would you like to never have to see/deal with ever again??
 
Piotyr

Piotyr

Bumble the Boy Wonder said:
If you had to choose one person on the planet to send far, far away, to an alien detention center, never to be heard from again...
...who would it be?

Basically, who would you like to never have to see/deal with ever again??
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My best friend's ex-wife. She walked all over him for 10 years, had two kids she barely bothered with except to advance her own political aspirations, and then dropped him as soon as he became inconvenient. Then, when the bottom fell out of her "career", she refused to leave his house, and now lives there with her new boyfriend, pregnant with his child, and yet he can't bear to kick her out, because he's sure she'll take the kids from him if he crosses her. If that were to all go away, it would make both me and him relieved beyond belief.
 
Chad Sexington

Chad Sexington

There are lots of things you can eat that aren't food. If you had to make and eat a meal out of entirely non-food items, what would eat? Why do you think those objects would be delicious?
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

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Just put the youtube link directly in the post. (I'm uploading mine now, but my apartment's crappy internet has messed it up a few times.)
 
Null

Null

I'm assuming that includes kraft singles...

I'd make Hobo Pasta - shredded wet cardboard, ballpoint ink sauce, styrofoam pellets, and shredded parrafin wax. Not so much aiming for Delicious as "unlikely to shred my organs as they pass through."

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Holy shit Bumble, that was fantastic. You really fucking did it. Way to go man.
 
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makare

Well I made a laughing sound I've never made before Bumble thank you for that.
 
Cajungal

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Are there any sappy, guilty pleasure-type songs, books, or movies you like?

If that's not applicable, describe the most awkward situation you have ever been in.
 
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