Dog stays by dead owner's side for a week

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A cat would have eaten it, which brings me back to my universal truth that I discovered when my roommate got a kitten.


cats are assholes.
 
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Chazwozel

Dogs: man's best friend.

Cats: piece of shit that eats your food, jumps on your counters, ruins your furniture, and doesn't believe your threats to drive it out into the woods and shoot it.

 

figmentPez

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Half of those are completely untrue. Our cats look happy quite frequently, and beg to play with us sometimes.

When my sister was a baby my mom had a cat named Tigger, who was a huge long-haired orange tabby. Tigger was super-protective of my baby older sister. He'd curl up with her when she napped, and one day when my mom was changing her, my mom caused my sister to cry. Hearing my sister crying, Tigger leapt onto my mom's back (even though he loved my mom) and tried to protect a little baby.
 
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makare

My cats are friendly and love to play, almost too much since Evil died.

Oh and foster does tricks. He fetches and he rolls on his back when you say "who wants a belly rub". More than our dog Sissy does.

And the argument about making the house stink wtf. Garbage makes the house stink too if you let it pile up. It's called scooping the cat box and it is not a difficult thing to do.
 
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makare

Well what it is is babies are warm so sometimes cats sit on them because they like the warmth. We had a cat who would lie on my baby sister and suck on her nose. Haha. Never killed her though... or this story wouldn't be funny at all!
 
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That the cat could have killed her was my point.

But there are instances where dogs maul babies or children so that really isn't an argument either way.
 

Necronic

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Haven't heard anyone dispute the baby killer argument....
I thought my post did that pretty well, but obviously I was wrong. Cats don't kill babies.[/QUOTE]

Anectdotal evidence is irrelevant. C'mon man.

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Of course I am joking. Dogs kill tons of children. Feral dogs are the worst, they are bad enough threats that some counties pay bounties for killing them.
 
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makare

FFS people are just talking. No one is freaking out or taking anything very seriously.
 
I don't hate cats anymore, after living with two (neither belong to me, they are the rommates'). I would still prefer a dog, though. Especially since I feel like I practically take care of these cats anyway.
 
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makare

I like cats because besides feeding and litterbox care they are pretty self maintaining. My dogs are really a lot of work sometimes.
 
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