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Chibibar
Heh. A date I can provide
(if you are in Texas) other stuff.. I would need proper clearance ^_~
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(if you are in Texas) other stuff.. I would need proper clearance ^_~
Three times? My GAWD, what a waste of time. Sex is like a restaurant, sometimes you get good service, sometimes you get bad service and many times you have to be satisfied with self service after I'm "done".
Cajungal
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Three times? My GAWD, what a waste of time. Sex is like a restaurant, sometimes you get good service, sometimes you get bad service and many times you have to be satisfied with self service after I'm "done".[/QUOTE]
Gusto also doesn't bore women with silly analogies.
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darkangel6988
GUSTO YOUR SINGLE OMG !!!!!!!!!!! Wait since yall hate it so much when i say this once more for the fact that hottie gusto is single OOOOOOOOOOOOOO MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG i need to steal a car lol ! Ok off to the bar now for an hour be back in a bit . Thanks for giving me a good laugh yall you rock !
Gusto also doesn't fight his own battles.
Gusto has one thing going for him though, he knows all about the "Yankee"
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Chibibar
Great job everyone. Bar's cookies all around!
Jay, you're so cheesy.
oknowi'mdone
Three times? My GAWD, what a waste of time. Sex is like a restaurant, sometimes you get good service, sometimes you get bad service and many times you have to be satisfied with self service after I'm "done".[/QUOTE]
Gusto also doesn't bore women with silly analogies.[/QUOTE]
THRICE say ye? Why, my lady, I fear I'm sold.
No, Cheesy's a nice guy. Jay's from Montreal.
Beaten? Woman, I have tasted every continent this beautiful planet has to offer. I can put my balls anywhere I want to. Heck, I’ll make it rain out here if I apply myself. All she's gotta do is get in a car and drive herself to my love cave. She knows that.
But Gusto... poor Gusto! Have you seen his effort to bed this sexy beast? Shawna's a mighty fan catch, woman. And look at Gusto's plight. It pains me to break his hope so. He and I are brothers of another mother. What does it cost to me to let him taste the honey suckle this one rare time? But will he tame this wild mare? She's been in the kennel for far too long and will need to be broken right. He better have his stirrups ready. If he falls off though, The Jay will make sure to visit Greenfield Park sometime soon. HC, that's where the aftershock will be happenin'
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See all this chitter chatter here, ladies? In the time it took Jay to type this, Gusto can thrice climax a lady.[/QUOTE]
Best wingman ever.
Cajungal
Staff member
Is there a trophy for that? I never get trophies.
ElJuski
Staff member
>: [ at the expense of sounding like Calleja......I feel left out.
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...of the sex stuff
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I'm talking about getting one's bone on up in this biz.
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...of the sex stuff
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I'm talking about getting one's bone on up in this biz.
Is there a trophy for that? I never get trophies.
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Congrats, Seej!
Is there a trophy for that? I never get trophies.
[/QUOTE]They apparently do have an award for that:
He didn't steal them, won them by guessing the number I was thinking. So all's good in da hood, yo.
Cajungal
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He didn't steal them, won them by guessing the number I was thinking. So all's good in da hood, yo.[/QUOTE]
Oh, that finally happened? Well, thank God.
Jay, that's awesome. :hug:
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Element 117
This thread is like a little kid who just found the helium bottles.
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