The BAD Music Thread

[Dave]

Now, I know we have a thread going with music we like...this isn't that thread. This thread is for music you'd rather you never heard again, but are posting here to share the misery with others.

Mine? How's about a Chicken Dance Tutorial from the Lawrence Welk Show?

 

[Null]

 

[Piotyr]

 

[Vagabond]

There is not a single redeeming thing about this.

 

[HCGLNS]

"Signs" by Five Man Electrical Band

God I hate that song so Chaz'in much!

 

[Krisken]

Every time I hear that horrible song by Kid Rock I get angry. Mostly because he ruins one ok song and one awesome song. He couldn't even just stick to ruining one song, but had to do two in one go. Now that's D-baggery at its height.

 

[Null]

Every time I hear that horrible song by Kid Rock I get angry. Mostly because he ruins one ok song and one awesome song. He couldn't even just stick to ruining one song, but had to do two in one go. Now that's D-baggery at its height.

What did Werewolves of London ever do to him, I wonder?

 

[Krisken]

Exactly! Now we're all punished.

 

[Matt²]

nuff said.

 

[General Specific]

This song pisses me off. There are several bands whose songs you do not fuck with unless you are doing a faithful cover at a concert. High on that list is The Who.

The fact that there are people who defend this version as better than The Who's original fills me with murderous rage.

 

[Chazwozel]

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[Cheesy1]

"Why?" I'm asking myself the same question, Yoko.

 

[phil]

Things have been going ok so far, but I'd bet anything that this just turns into haters ball 2010.

Music is almost up there with politics and religion as things I fell like one does not discuss in mixed company.

 

[Krisken]

You don't have to participate, ya know

 

[Wahad]

*Brokencyde video*

There is not a single redeeming thing about this.

Completely agreed. Came here to post Brokencyde, left relieved I didn't have to look them up on youtube.

 

[Krisken]

*Brokencyde video*

There is not a single redeeming thing about this.

Completely agreed. Came here to post Brokencyde, left relieved I didn't have to look them up on youtube.[/QUOTE]
Wait, this is real? It looks like something made up by SNL!

 

[Wahad]

No, it's all too real. My girlfriend loves them.

*sigh* It's her greatest flaw.

 

[Krisken]

 

[Cajungal]

If you want to drive me insane, play Aaron Neville. His "Amazing Grace" makes me claw at my face in agony. And my brother--my roommate--knows this... the bastard.

 

[drawn_inward]

I'm just going to say all popular Hip-Hop jackasses (or anyone the 'samples') can go jump off a cussing bridge already. I hate that shit. Seriously. Hate.

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

If you want to drive me insane, play Aaron Neville. His "Amazing Grace" makes me claw at my face in agony. And my brother--my roommate--knows this... the bastard.

^5 OMG you are so right. Just the thought of him singing makes my eyes roll back in my head (and not in a good way).

 

[Cajungal]

If you want to drive me insane, play Aaron Neville. His "Amazing Grace" makes me claw at my face in agony. And my brother--my roommate--knows this... the bastard.

^5 OMG you are so right. Just the thought of him singing makes my eyes roll back in my head (and not in a good way).[/QUOTE]

The vibrato... the goddamned obnoxiously slow vibrato mixed with that nasal honking thing he does sometimes.... JESUS!

 

[redthirtyone]

sorry about the crappy quality - best i could come up with on short notice

 

[CynicismKills]

Anything by these fucking douche-nozzles:

 

[Vagabond]

Oh.

Anything recent by the Black Eyed Peas.

It's so formulaic that it ceases to be music altogether, and instead becomes an equation.

 

[Wahad]

Also this:

 

[Papillon]

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

Here's one of my nightmares. Celine Dion and Aaron Neville singing a duet.

 

[Cajungal]

Oh.

Anything recent by the Black Eyed Peas.

It's so formulaic that it ceases to be music altogether, and instead becomes an equation.

Hey, a band you really love and a band you really hate both begin with the word "black."

 

[Philosopher B.]

And because I see someone else pointed out Yoko's brilliant contributions to music:



GatDAMN I find that obnoxious.

- Philosopher, who originally came in here to post Brokencyde.

---------- Post added at 10:08 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:06 PM ----------

I would also like to second the Hack Eyed Peas.

 

[makare]

You don't have to participate, ya know

I suppose as deference to you I'll stay out of this thread.

 

[Krisken]

You don't have to participate, ya know

I suppose as deference to you I'll stay out of this thread.[/QUOTE]
I don't mind if you post something bad, just try to find something that is considered universally bad. Just saying "All 90's music won't cut it, I think.

Here's an example of bad by an ok artist.

 

[Cheesy1]

The guy who made the Smooth Jazz Metallica in the Awesome Videos thread just made a parody of that one:

 

[Philosopher B.]

Lol! Hadn't seen that one.

 

[Vagabond]

Oh.

Anything recent by the Black Eyed Peas.

It's so formulaic that it ceases to be music altogether, and instead becomes an equation.

Hey, a band you really love and a band you really hate both begin with the word "black."[/QUOTE]

Hmmm.....

You know, I wonder if this could be some kind of representation of the constant struggle I have with the duality of my racial identity. Could it be that I am simply projecting my own frustrations on what I perceive to be the lesser of these two "blacks" because I lack a proper outlet to do so? Have I persecuted Will.I.Am's supergroup unjustly by giving them standards they could never possibly reach?














Nah.