Is it me...

[Matt²]

...we could do a 1 day thread war? Or another Gruesday?

 

[Calleja]

We can do that whole collective story writing thing where each person adds a paragraph or a line or something?

 

[Cajungal]

Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess. But she had a terrible secret.

 

[makare]

baer should get in on this.....

 

[Calleja]

Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess. But she had a terrible secret.

Her tongue was sentient. It talked incessantly and bit off all the good parts from the food the princess tried to eat.

 

[Hailey Knight]

How did she keep that a secret? I guess it wouldn't let her tell anyone...

 

[Null]

One day her cat saw the sentient tongue, and clawed it out, giving us the expression, "cat got your tongue".

 

[Cheesy1]

And everyone was happy, because the tongue always sounded like an annoyingly drunk Fran Drescher.

 

[Matt²]

The cat then ran to the drinking bowl and tried to lap up the milk.. with the severed tongue.