chat roulette to become ultimate cockblocker?

[Ravenpoe]

Chat roulette is supposedly creating a genital detection algorithm to scan the chat roulette users, looking for those flashing the trouser snake. How many programmers did it take to figure out how to make a computer recognize a penis? And will chat roulette ever be the same?


My prediction: people will put googly eyes on their shaft to trick the algorithm. In fact, maybe if I start, it'll catch on.

 

[Null]

I was pretty sure the only purpose for Chatroulette was for assholes to annoy people with their junk.

 

[Fun Size]

I read this, and all I could think of is the lucky programmer who got to work on that all day.

"What did I do all day? I taught a computer to figure out when it was looking at penises. All day. Hundreds and hundreds of penises. All different too. Big, little, mushrooms, anteaters...every shape and size. Yup, if it's a penis, that computer knows how to identify it. So long as they don't put little googly eyes on one, we're golde...wait, he did what?

SON A BITCH!"

 

[David]

I thought you looked familiar!

 

[Gusto]

:smug:

 

[CynicismKills]

I was pretty sure the only purpose for Chatroulette was for assholes

I think you have it backwards.

/rimshot

 

[Gusto]

/rimshot