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Chazwozel

I demand + rep for my "posting face"!

Why bother? You'll never be as internet cool as me.[/QUOTE]

We can still try, damnit. We have to have something to dream about![/QUOTE]

Even when I asked for negative rep, I got positive. Or was that my plan all along? It's a mystery wrapped in an enigma, covered by a cloak.

(Here's a hint: it might be that I think rep is the stupidest fucking thing to ever be introduced to this forum. Oh yeah and Juski has smelly dog farts)
 
It's fun to participate in things we disapprove of.
Private Parts said:
Researcher: The average radio listener listens for eighteen minutes. The average Howard Stern fan listens for - are you ready for this? - an hour and twenty minutes.
Pig Vomit: How can that be?
Researcher: Answer most commonly given? "I want to see what he'll say next."
Pig Vomit: Okay, fine. But what about the people who hate Stern?
Researcher: Good point. The average Stern hater listens for two and a half hours a day.
Pig Vomit: But... if they hate him, why do they listen?
Researcher: Most common answer? "I want to see what he'll say next."
;)
 

ElJuski

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Well, you see, one of those things is original, intelligent and witty. The other never did anything funny or original, ever.
 

ElJuski

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Oh dear god, you're correct. Intelligence, artistic merit, integrity...all of these things mean nothing if you can make a fat buck making frat boys laugh.
 
Artistic integrity and all that is nice, but it's not going to buy me a gold-plated yacht. Pandering to the audience w/ the most disposable income will.
 
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Chazwozel

Oh dear god, you're correct. Intelligence, artistic merit, integrity...all of these things mean nothing if you can make a fat buck making frat boys laugh.

You are a frat boy.

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Oh dear god, you're correct. Intelligence, artistic merit, integrity...all of these things mean nothing if you can make a fat buck making frat boys laugh.

Works for books too Mr. "I'd buttfuck J. D. Salinger with a raging hard on"
 

ElJuski

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What are you talking about? By your logic, Charlene Harris would be the cornerstone of the literary canon. I doubt it's fruitful to talk literature with you, though.
 
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Chazwozel

What are you talking about? By your logic, Charlene Harris would be the cornerstone of the literary canon. I doubt it's fruitful to talk literature with you, though.
I appreciate and enjoy good literature and intelligent comedy as well, but my head's not so far up my ass like yours that I can't enjoy dick and fart, mainstream humor either.
 

Dave

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From this very thread:

- Family guy SUCKS!

My response to the offending...offender:

- YOU suck!
 

Cajungal

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It's fun to participate in things we disapprove of.
Private Parts said:
Researcher: The average radio listener listens for eighteen minutes. The average Howard Stern fan listens for - are you ready for this? - an hour and twenty minutes.
Pig Vomit: How can that be?
Researcher: Answer most commonly given? "I want to see what he'll say next."
Pig Vomit: Okay, fine. But what about the people who hate Stern?
Researcher: Good point. The average Stern hater listens for two and a half hours a day.
Pig Vomit: But... if they hate him, why do they listen?
Researcher: Most common answer? "I want to see what he'll say next."
;)[/QUOTE]

That's great. I'm gonna add "provides helpful and relevant information" to your pile of talents. ^_^
 

ElJuski

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I appreciate substance and quality, regardless of whether it is "mainstream" or not. There's actually good dick and fart jokes out there, and there's fantastic mainstream comedy out there. Family Guy is fucking bland and derivative. That show can't even come up with its own dick and fart jokes.

You know, once upon a time people actually cared about the ass on the screen, and wanted to know why it was there.
 
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Chazwozel

I appreciate substance and quality, regardless of whether it is "mainstream" or not. There's actually good dick and fart jokes out there, and there's fantastic mainstream comedy out there. Family Guy is fucking bland and derivative. That show can't even come up with its own dick and fart jokes.

You know, once upon a time people actually cared about the ass on the screen, and wanted to know why it was there.

mmm opinions stated as facts. Delicious.
 

Dave

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I appreciate substance and quality, regardless of whether it is "mainstream" or not. There's actually good dick and fart jokes out there, and there's fantastic mainstream comedy out there. Family Guy is fucking bland and derivative. That show can't even come up with its own dick and fart jokes.

You know, once upon a time people actually cared about the ass on the screen, and wanted to know why it was there.
Because we like Family Guy we're suddenly Idiocracy? Seriously?

Why do I picture you wearing a monocle swishing sherry in an oversized glass while you say that in an accent that is blue-blood Bostonian?
 

Cajungal

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Bluh.... I can't watch that scene. I gross out way too easily, which leads to gagging, which leads to me puking. Seriously.

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... but I DO like the evil monkey.
 
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