Dear Jay - Think you can do better?

[Dave]

Jay seems to think he can do this better than me. Have at it, ya punk!



(*Call me pops and give me negative rep, will ya?*)

 

[Disconnected]

oh snap. Pop's up in here wit da throwdown y'all.

dish it up cuz i wanna see some servitude

 

[Hylian]

At least he didn't call you GranPappy

 

[Denbrought]

This should be an announcement, shudn'n'it?

 

[LordRendar]

be carefull not to üut to much strain on your heart.

 

[Hailey Knight]

Cave painting!

 

[Jay]

I LOLed hard.

 

[Dave]

What the he'll, Jay? Ain't got the guns to step up?

 

[Hailey Knight]

Well if he brought guns, that wouldn't be fair. You'd be out-armed and suffering culture shock.

Jay, Dave brought the bone club and pointed rock. Choose your weapon wisely.

 

[Jay]

You being legit?

Sure, I'll do this for awhile... though you may want a R rated sign going up... I tend to ruffle some feathers.

 

[Element 117]

Who the hell is jay? Is this a neon ninja alt?

 

[Jay]

Who the hell are you?

 

[Element 117]

Who the hell are you?

Yeah, sounds like another Matt alt response.

 

[Jay]

 

[Element 117]

Oh, and nice negative reputation ding. This is turning out awesome,

 

[Element 117]

as long as he's /she isnt secretly CG, or Gusto, then I'm ok with it.

 

[Dave]

It's SeriousJay. Just 50% less serious.

 

[Element 117]

It's SeriousJay. Just 50% less serious.

Oh. Yeah, ok, no idea who that is. Anyway, maybe this shjould be a "dear halforums" section since answers seem crowd sourced anyway?

 

[Cajungal]

I'm not secretly anyone.

 

[Gusto]

as long as he's /she isnt secretly CG, or Gusto, then I'm ok with it.

I have only one alt and everyone knows it's me.

Spoiler

EDITED OUT JOKE 1: I'm JCM.
EDITED OUT JOKE 2: I'm Batman.

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I'm not secretly anyone.

Does... does anyone else smell.... fajitas!?

 

[Cajungal]

DUDE. :slap:

 

[Dave]

Really? You don't know who SeriousJay is? Dude has 2,000 posts! Probably because he changed his avatar and name. Not that you'd ever do that.

 

[Element 117]

Nope. ( no idea who he is) let me guess, l33tnoob?

 

[Dave]

No....He's SeriousJay. He's an original, not an alt.

 

[Jay]

This is hilarious.

I've been here since Kurtz shat on the first forums though I moved up in the Forum Porn industry from Lurker to Fluffer and now finally to middle management.

Stop killing my mojo BLT.

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I've got 2000 posts? Jesus christ. I'm like.... a top 30 poster here now am I now?

Where the hell are my benefits pops?

 

[Dave]

Your benefits are my not slapping your dumb ass down for giving me negative rep and calling me pops.

Fucker.

 

[Element 117]

Don't cry about not having impact. I'm sure some one is glad you're posting here.

 

[Jay]

Your benefits are my not slapping your dumb ass down for giving me negative rep and calling me pops.

Fucker.

I love Reps

 

[Dave]

 

[Hailey Knight]

I'm surprised Amy doesn't remember Jay from the Shego Appreciation Thread. I thought she was one of the people getting after him for taking that so seriously.

 

[Element 117]

I know, right?

 

[Hailey Knight]

Actually, I'm wrong; it was CajunGal. She was just being uncharacteristically snarky in that thread.

 

[Element 117]

I am honored that anyone could ever mistake such a lovely woman as CG for a wretch such as myself. And horrified on her behalf.

 

[Cajungal]

O yeah, I remember that! I was not having a good day.

 

[Gusto]

Classic.