Dear Jay - Think you can do better?

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Dear Gusto. Please stop doing you know what, and please go do you know what
 
I am honored that anyone could ever mistake such a lovely woman as CG for a wretch such as myself. And horrified on her behalf.
She was being really snarky, so she reminded me of you.

And it was funny, not wretched.

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I've done all I can today!

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME
Your Sssssooooooooouuuulllll...
 
Yeah, I thought it was great when CG was being snarky.

Then again, maybe I just like sarcastic women with attitudes.
 
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I've done all I can today!

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME
Improvement. See, you have talent, and I think you need to nurture that muse. Instead the muse is getting drunk off your excuses and doing lines of sawdust in shop class while the Mighty WordSmythe holds a poetry slam all by himself on the table saw. So, like a friend who cares, I'm intervening, to save your artistic soul before your talent DIES. Unlike friends who care, I do it by hitting you like a drunk husband beating his wif- hold on, that one doesn't work.
 

Cajungal

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Yeah, I thought it was great when CG was being snarky.

Then again, maybe I just like sarcastic women with attitudes.
I have way more of an attitude in person when I don't have the benefit of several minutes of forethought before saying my piece.
 
Yeah, I thought it was great when CG was being snarky.

Then again, maybe I just like sarcastic women with attitudes.
I have way more of an attitude in person when I don't have the benefit of several minutes of forethought before saying my piece.[/QUOTE]

Cool. It's funny and enjoyable when you let it out here.
 

Cajungal

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Yeah, I thought it was great when CG was being snarky.

Then again, maybe I just like sarcastic women with attitudes.
I have way more of an attitude in person when I don't have the benefit of several minutes of forethought before saying my piece.[/QUOTE]

Cool. It's funny and enjoyable when you let it out here.[/QUOTE]

Glad to know, Null. It's just a habit from my upbringing to be more cautious with people I don't know. There have been times I wanted to come down a little harder when someone upset me or wanted to say something smartass, but.. well, in one of the rant threads I expressed my dislike for saying something innocent that turns out to be NOT so innocent (based on a person's background/experiences/etc.) I like you guys, but I don't know most of you well enough to let my whole self out without feeling a tad uncomfortable. So I'm a bit more careful and polite usually... not at all the person my family knows. :p
 
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You're using your politeness to distance yourself from us?

Honestly, that hurts.
I thought you had a secret plan to lure us all into worshiping you as a god then murdering us for our bodies, which is they key to eternal youth! ;P
 
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Somehow, the idea of Cajungal being politely sweet and diplomatically distant on the outside and a boiling hot cauldron of rage and fury on the inside makes it so much more sexy.
 
I actually remember what Amy looks like, back when she used to post uncensored pics of herself. And I'd say "wretch" is not an accurate description.

... Crap, now she's gotta silence me, doesn't she.
 
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