Introduce Yourself!

[Soliloquy]

Also, your thoughts on Steak, Obama, The Gulf Oil spill, police officers, and Roman Polanski.

 

[Baerdog]

Oh, and do you sit or stand when you wipe your ass?

 

[Calleja]

WHAT!?!?


STAND?!?!

WHO THE HELL STANDS?!

 

[Calleja]

I... I can't believe I missed that whole thread.

Holy hell. STANDING?! That logistics just.. astound me. THE CHEEKS CLOSE WHEN YOU STAND! DON'T YOU PEOPLE WIPE PROPERLY!? :aaahhh:

 

[Telephius]

Looks like Payaya is a little late to the...potty

 

[Officer_Charon]

Looks like Payaya is a little late to the...potty

Ok, that was just low. I should hope that we can progress beyond dirty humor, but it seems you can't wipe this from your mind. Your shame is written all over your cheeks. Now, think carefully about what you said, and maybe we can send the previous post swirling down the drain.

 

[Calleja]

If the pain puns cause me were actually physical, I'd be dead by now. DEAD!

 

[Telephius]

If the pain puns cause me were actually physical, I'd be dead by now. DEAD!

You could say that you would be...pundone.

 

[Calleja]

No.

You could not say that.

NO!

 

[Officer_Charon]

No.

You could not say that.

NO!

Don't worry amigo, we'll make it relatively punless.

 

[Cajungal]

I think that you could and should.

 

[Calleja]

......that's BARELY even a pun!!!

 

[bhamv3]

Hey cool, I used to go to university in Bristol. Lived in Clifton for a couple of years, then moved next to the river after that. Good times. Bit hilly though.

Is your Halforums account named after Isambard Kingdom, of Clifton Suspension Bridge fame?

 

[North_Ranger]

'ello, guvnah. And welcome. Because you are obviously a man of taste (Monty Python AND Blackadder), you are welcome to shag any of my single female friends and/or family members.

 

[Musashi]

Hey, I'm Musashi.

I'm from the US of A, and I enjoy hanging out with friends, reading, biking, going on the computer, traveling, talking, and listening to music.

 

[Krisken]

Welcome to the forums I hope your time here is pleasant and enjoyable!

 

[phil]

If you could live on a moon base, would you?

 

[Dave]

Hey, I'm Musashi.

I'm from the US of A, and I enjoy hanging out with friends, reading, biking, going on the computer, traveling, talking, and listening to music.

Welcome! What kind o' music do you listen to?

 

[Krisken]

Hey, I'm Musashi.

I'm from the US of A, and I enjoy hanging out with friends, reading, biking, going on the computer, traveling, talking, and listening to music.

Welcome! What kind o' music do you listen to?[/QUOTE]

:wtf:

 

[Sparhawk]

Welcome to the boards. Don't mind the nuts, every family has a few. I'll let you figure out who they are.

 

[Dave]

Hey, I'm Musashi.

I'm from the US of A, and I enjoy hanging out with friends, reading, biking, going on the computer, traveling, talking, and listening to music.

Welcome! What kind o' music do you listen to?[/QUOTE]

:wtf:[/QUOTE]

I typed that in through my iPod. I didn't see the avatar.

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

Greetings!

 

[bhamv3]

Hello, welcome to the forums, hope you have a great time here.

Are you named after the famed swordsman Miyamoto Musashi? Do you study kendo or another form of swordsmanship?

And if so, do you fight crime?

 

[Cajungal]

Hiya

 

[Hylian]

Welcome to the insanity that is HalForums

 

[Krisken]

I typed that in through my iPod. I didn't see the avatar.

I believe you. It was still funny, right?

 

[Dave]

I typed that in through my iPod. I didn't see the avatar.

I believe you. It was still funny, right?[/QUOTE]

It really was. I would have answered me the same way.

 

[Element 117]

武蔵。あなたは大きな木の剣を持っているか、正しい？

 

[North_Ranger]

Welcome Watch out for Grues, take off your pants if you like, and for the love of God, don't ask about the steak!

 

[Baerdog]

Don't talk about how you wipe your ass either.

 

[Fun Size]

'Sup?

 

[Musashi]

If you could live on a moon base, would you?

Probably not, but I'd be interested in visiting it.
I wouldn't want to be so confined.

Hello, welcome to the forums, hope you have a great time here.

Are you named after the famed swordsman Miyamoto Musashi? Do you study kendo or another form of swordsmanship?

And if so, do you fight crime?

Yes, my handle is a reference to Miyamoto Musashi, no I don't study swordsmanship.



Yes, I fight crime.

Welcome Watch out for Grues, take off your pants if you like, and for the love of God, don't ask about the steak!

They're already off, my friend.

 

[Element 117]

Yes, but do you have a large wooden sword?

 

[Fun Size]

Don't get excited. She asks all the new guys that.

 

[North_Ranger]

Welcome Watch out for Grues, take off your pants if you like, and for the love of God, don't ask about the steak!

They're already off, my friend.[/QUOTE]

Finnish parentage?