(Sick) Man tries to marinade cat...

[FnordBear]

CNN Link

Gist of the article

Cops stop man, find cat in trunk of car marinading in various seasonings. Kitty is fine and adopted out to new owners. Man looks creepy as hell.




I can see all kinds of horrific things online and not bat an eye. Someone tries to hurt a kitty (especially a lil oreo-colored kitty) and I nerd rage.

 

[Krisken]

:wtf: That's awful! I think the kitty should be able to eat the man as revenge!

 

[Dave]

Only thing I see wrong with this is that the cat was not dead. Maybe unpopular, but it's just meat.

 

[Matt²]

 

[drifter]

From the video:
"...marinating in crushed red pepper, chili powder, salt and oil..."

Man, that's just wrong. You gotta use lemon juice for cat. Cuts the gaminess

 

[IronBrig4]

Doesn't an animal have to be dead and skinned before you marinate its meat?

 

[Dave]

Doesn't an animal have to be dead and skinned before you marinate its meat?

Not if you are doing it right, ifyouknowwhatImean!

 

[Shegokigo]

Can't leave you all alone for a few days? Slackers!

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

From the video:
"...marinating in crushed red pepper, chili powder, salt and oil..."

Man, that's just wrong. You gotta use lemon juice for cat. Cuts the gaminess

That's not much of a marinade if it doesn't have any acidic ingredients in it.

 

[Dave]

I could always soak it in urine. HEYO!!!

 

[Cheesy1]