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makare
No but I might stay on my cloud and reach my hand out and say, im not touching you im not touching im not touching you
not so serious but I want to rant II: Redemption
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So being proud of being 'like god' really means that you're just a unkempt bearded fellow that shoots lightning bolts out your ass? Or is it one of those "I only believe when it benefits me" things?[/QUOTE]
I don't really want to get into this kind of argument for real but it IS possible to believe in God without believing the Judeo-Christian Michelangelo version of God.[/QUOTE]
Even the Quran has Adam as the first human (made of the earth).[/QUOTE]
Same God, just no photo available.
As long as you trim your beard, you can do whatever you want.
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makare
It's just a prosthetic beard. No trimming! It's on loan.
So what I'm hearing is you believe in intelligent design....of beards
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makare
For now.
Ask me in thirty years when my hormones go all wacky I might be able to grow my own by then.
Ask me in thirty years when my hormones go all wacky I might be able to grow my own by then.
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makare
*crop* don't ew God!
Christopher means something like 'one who follows Christ,' which I never have.
Garrett, my middle name, means 'spear-bearer.' Fuck yeah I'm a Dragoon~
Garrett, my middle name, means 'spear-bearer.' Fuck yeah I'm a Dragoon~
Oden formed the trunk of an Ash into the first man (Aske) and the Trunk of an Elm into the first woman (Embla). The noble Ash is the true progenitor of our race.
And the forefathers of Odin were sweat out of an Ice Giant's foot!
nonono, the great cow licked the frost from nearby stone and over the course of several days, a man emerged. The giant was suckling from the cow at that time,
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My first name comes from "like God" as well.
My middle name is the name of an ancient Finnish pagan god of the woods.
My surname literally means "a wooded place".
That's right, bitches, fear me or I'll send bears to eat your faces and impregnate your women.
My middle name is the name of an ancient Finnish pagan god of the woods.
My surname literally means "a wooded place".
That's right, bitches, fear me or I'll send bears to eat your faces and impregnate your women.
Is that what it was? I used to have a few pages of notes on the whole deal but I seem to have lost them. Fascinating stuff, though.
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Is that what it was? I used to have a few pages of notes on the whole deal but I seem to have lost them. Fascinating stuff, though.[/QUOTE]
Actually, the myth goes that Odin and his brothers made the first man and woman (Ask and Embla) from driftwood. The creature licked out by the cow Audumbla was Búri, the first god and grandpappy to Odin. It was Ymir, the founder of the race of frost giants, who kept sucking on the cow's teats.
Also, fear me!
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darkangel6988
Life is a piece of shit but atleast I have a job....I hate men but I don't like women so I'm shit out of luck now lol ........hmmmmm Good times was fun ranting that's all for now !
Is that what it was? I used to have a few pages of notes on the whole deal but I seem to have lost them. Fascinating stuff, though.[/QUOTE]
Actually, the myth goes that Odin and his brothers made the first man and woman (Ask and Embla) from driftwood. The creature licked out by the cow Audumbla was Búri, the first god and grandpappy to Odin. It was Ymir, the founder of the race of frost giants, who kept sucking on the cow's teats.
Also, fear me![/QUOTE]
Alwasy been a fan of this comic that sums it up rather nicely. The Pain - Latest
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Is that what it was? I used to have a few pages of notes on the whole deal but I seem to have lost them. Fascinating stuff, though.[/QUOTE]bigcountry23;441732][QUOTE=North_Ranger;441717][QUOTE=CynicismKills;441716][QUOTE=bigcountry23 said:
Actually, the myth goes that Odin and his brothers made the first man and woman (Ask and Embla) from driftwood. The creature licked out by the cow Audumbla was Búri, the first god and grandpappy to Odin. It was Ymir, the founder of the race of frost giants, who kept sucking on the cow's teats.
Also, fear me![/QUOTE]
Alwasy been a fan of this comic that sums it up rather nicely. The Pain - Latest[/QUOTE]
Hehe, I liked it.
Also, fear me! Worship me or I shall rain down half-blind squirrels upon you, so that they will chew your nuts.
As happens to everyone sometimes, my fiancee was getting shit from a total stranger yesterday. This happens to everyone now and then, but whereas I just ignore/shrug it off when a random Marylander (this state sucks, BTW) says something obnoxious or insulting to me, she gets incredibly upset over what anyone says about her hair/clothes/anything. I ask why their opinion matters so much to her, and she says it doesn't, but then, why would it affect her and upset her so much?
No one does this when I'm around her, but I can't be around all the time as a purposeful creation of a group. I'm not sure how to get her to realize that people overall are assholes and what they think is less relevant than garbage.
No one does this when I'm around her, but I can't be around all the time as a purposeful creation of a group. I'm not sure how to get her to realize that people overall are assholes and what they think is less relevant than garbage.
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makare
I went to buy jeans today, well my mom bought them for me but anyway, and I learned that I am now out of style. All of the jeans are this really dark wash. I prefer a much lighter jean material. It was disheartening. I still got some new ones because you can't have too many pairs of jeans but I felt old and outdated.
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makare
Ok so i got three hours of sleep, i cant form a coherent thought and i think everything is HILARIOUS. Im functionally drunk. Im not going to be driving anywhere today....
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Went to see The Last Airbender. My God did it blow chunks. The acting was wooden, Momo and Appa were plain annoying, the bending effects looked like crap, the wardrobe was nothing short of uninspired, the fight scenes were yawnworthy and they managed to turn Ozai from a terrifying monster of a man into a dumpy Indian shopkeep in drag.
I need a drink. Or two. Or five.
I need a drink. Or two. Or five.
He didn't write or direct that one, he just came up with the idea and produced it, so it doesn't count.
North_Ranger
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It's still crap. And not the good kinda crap, the one that makes you sigh with relief. More like loose diarrhea with pieces of undigested carrot.
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makare
I am displeased with you.
North_Ranger
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Well... because of the movie they finally started releasing the series on DVD here.
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How so, o giant-coiffured one?
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I am displeased with you.[/QUOTE]
How so, o giant-coiffured one?
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makare
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No I'm not. I just spout weird things when I'm tired, that's all.
God I need to fine other friends to live with. This sucks.
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makare
I had awful nightmares again last night. 
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