TMI why do I eat at McDonalds still? TMI

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CrimsonSoul

CrimsonSoul

Now I don't eat at McD very often maybe once every 2-6 months or longer but EVERY fucking time I do within 30 minutes I have the most severe stomach pain imaginable and with an hour I'm shitting my guts out for about an hour or two then I'm fine. I'm currently on my second trip to the bathroom after getting "shit juice" on my boxers and after this trip I'm going to take a shower to clean myself up. This happens every time I eat there and I know it but I keep going back every so often and the same thing happens every time. Am I a glutton for punishment or something?

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Shakey

Shakey

I get that when I go to DQ and eat their burgers. I only eat fast food when I absolutely have to now, I hate the way it makes me feel.
 
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makare

I've never gotten sick eating at any fast food place. I don't think it is the food maybe it is just the way that one is run or something?

Although I do tend to eat chicken at those places instead of burgers. But I would think that would be even more likely to make one sick.
 
Jay

Jay

I know what you mean OP. I got this same reaction whenever I ate from Quiznos.

I ate there thrice and thrice I spend the better part of the afternoon taking the browns to the superbowl. After the third time I gave up and went on their website and was SHOCKED to see what nutrient value of the sub I ate compared to say... Subways or Al's. There was like 2300 mg of sodium in my sammich, well about the daily recommended.

I haven't eaten there in YEARS and everytime I'm looking for somewhere to eat and I come close to Quiznos I'm like "HELL NO".
 
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curbstreet

The other day I found a demotovational poster on how chicken mcnuggets are made and where exactly the meat comes from and what the have to do to make it safe for consumption (dip in ammonia or bleach to kill all bacteria, bleach it white, add chicken flavor, recolor is a short version) and It will be a long time if ever before I eat a chicken nugget of any sort again.

Now I understand that there is monsterous cruelty behind the scenes of our food industry when it comes t processing animals and I accept that my chiken sandwhich,steak, and hamburger are not made by fairys either but seeing what a chicken nugget looks like at the start of the process was gross.
 
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Chazwozel

sixpackshaker said:
I'd bet dollars to doughnuts that, that store is just dirty. A little oil and cholesterol should not give you the trots.
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No sir, if you're not accustomed to eating garbage on a day in, day out basis, you will indeed get the shits.
 
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makare

Chazwozel;445396][QUOTE=sixpackshaker said:
I'd bet dollars to doughnuts that, that store is just dirty. A little oil and cholesterol should not give you the trots.
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No sir, if you're not accustomed to eating garbage on a day in, day out basis, you will indeed get the shits.[/QUOTE]

I don't know about that. I asked my friend Robin if she gets sick from McDonalds and she said no. She usually eats stuff that is whole grain and lots of sprouts so I think she falls under the isnt accustomed to eating garbage on a day in, day out basis category.
 
Bones

Bones

I used to be able to eat as much mac and dons as I wanted now I cant touch the stuff without making a offering to the gods of the sewers. I think it can be a real function of diet, it is also a function of the cleanlyness of the location.
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

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makare;445404][QUOTE=Chazwozel;445396][QUOTE=sixpackshaker said:
I'd bet dollars to doughnuts that, that store is just dirty. A little oil and cholesterol should not give you the trots.
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No sir, if you're not accustomed to eating garbage on a day in, day out basis, you will indeed get the shits.[/QUOTE]

I don't know about that. I asked my friend Robin if she gets sick from McDonalds and she said no. She usually eats stuff that is whole grain and lots of sprouts so I think she falls under the isnt accustomed to eating garbage on a day in, day out basis category.[/QUOTE]

Well everyone's gonna react a little bit differently. I actually don't have that horrible a reaction in that way, but I certainly feel sluggish and miserable and like I have to wash my face about 10 times. Once you're not used to that stuff anymore, it's freaking poison. It's just a bunch of fat and salt taunting you from your stomach all day, daring you to try and be productive.
 
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makare

Cajungal;445409][QUOTE=makare;445404][QUOTE=Chazwozel;445396][QUOTE=sixpackshaker said:
I'd bet dollars to doughnuts that, that store is just dirty. A little oil and cholesterol should not give you the trots.
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No sir, if you're not accustomed to eating garbage on a day in, day out basis, you will indeed get the shits.[/QUOTE]

I don't know about that. I asked my friend Robin if she gets sick from McDonalds and she said no. She usually eats stuff that is whole grain and lots of sprouts so I think she falls under the isnt accustomed to eating garbage on a day in, day out basis category.[/QUOTE]

Well everyone's gonna react a little bit differently. I actually don't have that horrible a reaction in that way, but I certainly feel sluggish and miserable and like I have to wash my face about 10 times. Once you're not used to that stuff anymore, it's freaking poison. It's just a bunch of fat and salt taunting you from your stomach all day, daring you to try and be productive.[/QUOTE]

That's generally how I feel about pancakes and syrup. Good lord. Half a pancake and I feel like my soul has been zapped.
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

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Oh man. Pancakes. I have to make them every 4 months or so. It can only be on a day when I have nothing to do.
 
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makare

I love pancakes.. I think. I don't know. Sometimes I'm sitting around and I think fuck I want a pancake so Ill make some or go to a place and buy some. They look so good but I can only eat like half a pancake. How anyone can eat a stack of pancakes is completely beyond me.

Oh pancakes how you taunt me with your ooey gooey goodness.
 
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makare

:( don't shun our love.


(also i just had a thought that somewhere on the internet there probably IS a video of a chick masturbating with one of those. i feel sick now.)
 
Krisken

Krisken

When I worked in the factory I would twice a year get a hard core craving for the McD's Sausage Egg McMuffin. I'd eat 2, then not touch them again for another 6 months. Haven't done that in 2 years though, and the last time I had a fast food burger I felt like my face was covered in grease.
 
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Chazwozel

Cajungal;445409][QUOTE=makare;445404][QUOTE=Chazwozel;445396][QUOTE=sixpackshaker said:
I'd bet dollars to doughnuts that, that store is just dirty. A little oil and cholesterol should not give you the trots.
Click to expand...
No sir, if you're not accustomed to eating garbage on a day in, day out basis, you will indeed get the shits.[/QUOTE]

I don't know about that. I asked my friend Robin if she gets sick from McDonalds and she said no. She usually eats stuff that is whole grain and lots of sprouts so I think she falls under the isnt accustomed to eating garbage on a day in, day out basis category.[/QUOTE]

Well everyone's gonna react a little bit differently. I actually don't have that horrible a reaction in that way, but I certainly feel sluggish and miserable and like I have to wash my face about 10 times. Once you're not used to that stuff anymore, it's freaking poison. It's just a bunch of fat and salt taunting you from your stomach all day, daring you to try and be productive.[/QUOTE]

I get that way after Chinese food. The next day I feel like a big slug.
 
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makare

Whatever man. It tastes awesome. That doesn't mean you feel great after eating it but during the eating process it is msg bliss.
 
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Jiarn

Love me some petroleum doused fries and nuggets. I'm not even being sarcastic.
 
Shakey

Shakey

For fixing a co-workers computer, they told me they would buy me breakfast. To my horror they showed up with 2 of those Jimmy Dean things...
 
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rabbitgod

escushion said:
I feel like crap after eating candy, pizza, McDonalds... and it hurts me bad. Once you quit that shit, it'll hurt you coming back.
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Me too. It's hard to kick those things, but once you do it's easy to stay off.
 
Frank

Frank

Man, my decades of self abuse has given me IBS like a mother fucker, but I still abuse myself with delicious terrible foods. A large super donair from Simply here, a large loaded from Little Sicily there.
 
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makare

I've often wondered why they didn't come up with something like that when that Atkins no carb thing was so popular. I bet it would have sold well to all those people who think a diet where you can eat tons of fried meat but no fruit is a good idea.
 
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