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Only someone who is insane would subscribe to those definitions.
North_Ranger
Staff member
Hmmm... take over the planet, you say? I would say I'm interested but my contract with Shego includes a no-compete clause that's a real ball-breaker. And I do not mean that in a symbolic fashion. You should see the mallet.
Otherwise, welcome to the madness that is Halforums. Tell me your stance about pants, don't feed the grues (they do that by themselves) and for the love of God don't mention steaks.
Otherwise, welcome to the madness that is Halforums. Tell me your stance about pants, don't feed the grues (they do that by themselves) and for the love of God don't mention steaks.
And redact all the most you made about him...Great now I am going to have to start behaving myself on here
Freakazoid and Joker as brothers... it kind of works, you know?
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Can he really breath fire, or did you just make that up?
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And redact all the most you made about him...[/QUOTE]Great now I am going to have to start behaving myself on here
Can he really breath fire, or did you just make that up?
North_Ranger
Staff member
Good twin, evil twin?
And redact all the most you made about him...[/QUOTE]Great now I am going to have to start behaving myself on here
shhhhh don't tell him about those! .....uh...what I meant to say is I don't know what you are talking about good sir
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Can he really breath fire, or is it just one of the things you made up?[/QUOTE]Freakazoid and Joker as brothers... it kind of works, you know?
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And redact all the most you made about him...Great now I am going to have to start behaving myself on here
Gee, I can't remember any more.
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Psychotic-One
You better if not I will have to lock you in the dog crate again with the dog and cat and yell get kitty. or tie the dog to your legs and throw the ball and watch you scream. man those were good times. of course that explain alot about you... And for that you should thank me.
Does giving you over to Shego for slow painful torture count as thanks?[/QUOTE]
Or as a Saturday night?
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Element 117
Whoa Whoa, upstart thinks HE'S CRAZY?
You so crazy, you nubbin, where's your Tea Party Senate Candidacy Run?
Yeah. Pssh. Until you want to start disfiguring and hanging people on the walls as art you don't even rank.
Will someone de-spine this guy and the fool responsible for bringing him? I'd do it, but my fridge is full of cookies made from Girl Scouts.
You so crazy, you nubbin, where's your Tea Party Senate Candidacy Run?
Yeah. Pssh. Until you want to start disfiguring and hanging people on the walls as art you don't even rank.
Will someone de-spine this guy and the fool responsible for bringing him? I'd do it, but my fridge is full of cookies made from Girl Scouts.
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Psychotic-One
Does giving you over to Shego for slow painful torture count as thanks?[/QUOTE]
I can break Her!
if she was closer i could tie the dogs to her and throw the ball and watch her scream.
It is fun watch ladies scream.
Heck i like it when they get mad...
To be honest i like watching anyone get mad or scream in pain.
But for some strange demented reason I prefer watching woman get mad or scream in pain.
You should know.You lived with me and Mary.
Now i can torment you here also.
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Element 117
Haha. The new toy says he can break shego!
North_Ranger
Staff member
Oh my.
You don't have the slightest idea what you're getting yourself into, have you?
You don't have the slightest idea what you're getting yourself into, have you?
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Psychotic-One
Who is to say i don't disfigure bodies.
But hang them on the wall that is a waste of good meat.
I do have a couple of them stuffed i also made a few purses for the wife.
you should of seen the taxidermist face when i brought them in to be stuffed,man that was great.
If you want i can de-spine you pansy.
Does giving you over to Shego for slow painful torture count as thanks?[/QUOTE]
I can break Her!
if she was closer i could tie the dogs to her and throw the ball and watch her scream.
It is fun watch ladies scream.
Heck i like it when they get mad...
To be honest i like watching anyone get mad or scream in pain.
But for some strange demented reason I prefer watching woman get mad or scream in pain.
You should know.You lived with me and Mary.
Now i can torment you here also.[/QUOTE]
Can I have your games after Shego kills you?
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Psychotic-One
No you can not have my games.
The rule states if you are at any way responsible for my death you cant get the games.
And if shego kills me it is your fault since well you told me about the site.
For the rest of you yes i can tell that death may await me...
But part of the fun is the fight followed by a slow painful death
I have always fantasized about my death, the screaming the agony followed by sheer bliss.
so if death does come it will be Great.
The rule states if you are at any way responsible for my death you cant get the games.
And if shego kills me it is your fault since well you told me about the site.
For the rest of you yes i can tell that death may await me...
But part of the fun is the fight followed by a slow painful death
I have always fantasized about my death, the screaming the agony followed by sheer bliss.
so if death does come it will be Great.
Great, another ultra-violent load of bullshit.
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Psychotic-One
well that almost make me want to take you up on it...
For the moment i will have to decline.
But all that could change...
Death only comes once well unless brought back.
But doing so would really ruin the experience.
it is suppose to be a once in a life time experience after all.
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Disconnected
hilarious
well that almost make me want to take you up on it...
For the moment i will have to decline.
But all that could change...
Death only comes once well unless brought back.
But doing so would really ruin the experience.
it is suppose to be a once in a life time experience after all.[/QUOTE]
I am pretty sure that Shego would use one of those sarcophaguses from Stargate to revive you every time she kills you just so she can kill you again and again.
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Element 117
Who is to say i don't disfigure bodies.
But hang them on the wall that is a waste of good meat.
I do have a couple of them stuffed i also made a few purses for the wife.
you should of seen the taxidermist face when i brought them in to be stuffed,man that was great.
If you want i can de-spine you pansy.[/QUOTE]
oohhhh, the toy talks tough. He called me a pansy!
Also, if you make purses for the wife, that doesn't make you crazy, just obedient.
Besides, I can totally out internet crazy you.
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Element 117
Shouldn't you be painting more?
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Psychotic-One
Who is to say i don't disfigure bodies.
But hang them on the wall that is a waste of good meat.
I do have a couple of them stuffed i also made a few purses for the wife.
you should of seen the taxidermist face when i brought them in to be stuffed,man that was great.
If you want i can de-spine you pansy.[/QUOTE]
oohhhh, the toy talks tough. He called me a pansy!
Also, if you make purses for the wife, that doesn't make you crazy, just obedient.
Besides, I can totally out internet crazy you.
I understand you may be a little slow up there so I will try and use small words for you.
I would be obedient if she asked me to make her one.
I just tell her I bought another purse.
That way if I am ever caught she goes down as a accomplice.
She can say she never knew.
But who in the heck would believe her after all she is the one with all those lovely purses.
I am a firm believer that you always take all with in your reach down with you.
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Element 117
It's like Chibibar and Shego had kids.
Now that's crazy.
Listen, son. You've no real skill with intellectual ad hominem. You don't impress as "smart and crazy," just "Hey, the toy drank a bunch of bleach and started humping the dumpster." chicanery. And that's been done. That meme has kicked the ever living shit out of the dead horse on this forum. You need to mix it up, and find a niche to market yourself here, otherwise you'll get pooped on, sliced up, boiled, vacuum sealed in cellophane and hung on the racks of the discount items.
Now that's crazy.
Listen, son. You've no real skill with intellectual ad hominem. You don't impress as "smart and crazy," just "Hey, the toy drank a bunch of bleach and started humping the dumpster." chicanery. And that's been done. That meme has kicked the ever living shit out of the dead horse on this forum. You need to mix it up, and find a niche to market yourself here, otherwise you'll get pooped on, sliced up, boiled, vacuum sealed in cellophane and hung on the racks of the discount items.
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Element 117
You must reproduce that with your face via photo. and then paint it.