Hey guys. Here again is a poem that I put on the forums last year. Here is The Night Before Halforums Christmas. Apologies for out-dated elements:
‘Twas the night before Christmas,
And all through Halforums,
Not a creature was stirring,
Not even a door…ums.
When in through the chimney,
Santa crept without a peep,
And left presents for all the good little forumites,
All tucked in their sleep.
For Shegokigo, the charming young lady
(though considered psychotic),
He left an Eyelander, Chargin’ Targe,
And lingerie photos of the Nostalgia Chick.
For North_Ranger, the mighty warrior,
Hailing from the land of Finn,
There was a comb for his beard
And a new sauna to hang out in.
For Dave, the leader now panic-stricken
With a daughter age sixteen,
A turbo-inscribed Louisville Slugger
To defend her from guys obscene.
For CajunGal, from New Orleans,
The lover of cats and cuisine.
He left a new kitchen,
That was quite the scene.
For Shannow, who traveled the Earth
Just like Caine in Kung Fu,
There was the perfect gift for journeys:
A walking stick made of bamboo.
For Espy, the young infant
Seen frequently in coughing fits,
A pack of Marlboros and E-Cigarettes
(The latter for when he quits).
For Charlie and Kissinger,
Who, against Transformers 2, took action,
He left some DVDs and a Lady Gaga CD
(the latter with a puzzled reaction).
To all the rest of the Halforums crew,
He left their heart’s desire
(Hoping this would keep them quiet
And prevent a war made of fire).
To those neglected and my rhyming errors,
I apologize and will take any slight.
With eggnog in hand, I wish to you all:
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAVE A GOOD NIGHT!