This woman has a bug up her ass.

[Dave]

http://weinterrupt.com/2011/01/colonoscopy-reveals-incredibly-resilient-insect/

I mean it. Literally. They found a cockroach in her intestines during a colonoscopy. Link has pictures!

 

[Emrys]

I welcome our colon-invading insect overlords.

 

[Espy]

Link has pictures!

Not clicking.

Ah who am I kidding of course I am.
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AHHHHHH MY EYES!!!!!

 

[sixpackshaker]

WRONG! That's a Star Trek Brain Slug! The Romulans just put it in the wrong orifice.

 

[Chibibar]

ummm... wow.......... I am not even sure how in the world it would get IN there

 

[Hylian]

ummm... wow.......... I am not even sure how in the world it would get IN there

 

[Emrys]

ummm... wow.......... I am not even sure how in the world it would get IN there

I really don't think you want that answered.

 

[North_Ranger]

Apparently she has a cockroach infestation at her home... and may have eaten one accidentally.

How on earth that thing is still alive if it went all through her digestive system I'll never know. Or want to, for that matter.

 

[Cog]

Maybe she ate an egg. Those things are indestructible.

 

[Dave]

It's postulated that since cockroaches can't back up that it got into a place where its choices were stop until you die or forge ahead into the tunnel of doom. So it pulled a Lemmiwinks and went assploring.

 

[Emrys]

It's postulated that since cockroaches can't back up that it got into a place where its choices were stop until you die or forge ahead into the tunnel of doom. So it pulled a Lemmiwinks and went assploring.

I think I could have lived my whole life without seeing the word "assploring". Thank you, Dave.

 

[LordRendar]

I really didnt need to read this thread,but curiosity wins everytime.

 

[Chibibar]

If it went in live, that is one tough cockroach. I guess cockroaches WILL be the only survivor if the world goes to pot.

 

[Ravenpoe]

The alternative would mean it went in dead, and came out alive...

Woman with magic healing ass powers?

 

[Tress]

I'm sooooo glad I did not click on that link. Now, where did I leave that mind-bleach...?