The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

Gusto

Gusto

I really wanna play my bard. And my monk and wizard, again.

I'm currently playing a striker and two different defenders. It's making me miss my controller, the act of healing at ALL, and my more personable striker.
 
Gusto

Gusto

Monks are movers. Of themselves and enemies.

Every at-will and encounter [that I've seen] is considered a Full Discipline, which means it has an associated attack (standard) and movement (move) technique. For example:

Five Storms
close burst 1, each enemy in burst

STANDARD
1d8+dex damage.

MOVE
You shift 2 squares.

The idea is that you can move normally and use the attack, or you can use the full discipline to do the special move and the attack, but you couldn't shift 2 and do a different attack.

Other movement techniques include increasing speed, avoiding opportunity attacks, switching places with a prone enemy, jump with a bonus to Athletics and as if running, etc.

Additionally, depending on your build you can do a lot of extra damage to an enemy every round, OR do a little extra damage and push or slide them.

Plus attacking with a move called Open the Gates of Battle is priceless for humourous table talk!

A monk in one of my IRL games was once cheated by a merchant we escorted. So I told him OOC he should open the gates of contract negotiation. After we finished laughing he replied that he should open his ribcage in battle.
 
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makare

I dreamed Bruce Willis had a reality show about his four wives that all lived together in the same house. He was genetically altering them to turn them into lizards. They had green skin and lizard tongues.

No more eating captain crunch before bed
 
sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

I stop in a store this morning, feeling like crap, to get some cold medicine. The kid behind the register asked how I felt, I mumbled something negative...

"Are you headed into work?" I nodded.
"So you have a job." I nodded.
"Did you drive to work this morning?" I nodded.
"Remember to count your blessings."
 
Hylian

Hylian

I bought a neti pot yesterday to try it out. It definitely felt interesting to say the least but it did seem to help at least on one side. Sadly one side was pretty stuffed up and it didn't help to much but the other side cleared up nicely. The comic below pretty much sums up my experience with the neti pot.



 
figmentPez

figmentPez

Staff member
I think I'm a little loopy today. I just tweeted:
@Linkara19 Soundbites are reality! Tweets are the new journalism! Snark is the new serious! (Josie and the Pussycats is the best band ever!)
 
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makare

I dreamed I waited to get on a plane with a forum member, worked at pizza hut and was pursued by Satan! Wtf brain!?
 
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Wasabi Poptart

Fun Size said:
Screw the neti pot. Go with the Neil Med bottle. Same theory, but in a squeeze bottle, so it's quick and super effective.
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It's like a douche for your nose but without the spring fresh feeling afterward.
 
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Wasabi Poptart

A friend of my parents died right before Valentine's Day. He's a year younger than my dad. Nothing like realizing that in the next 15 years I'll probably lose both of my parents.
 
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