Two and a Half Men: It's Finally Over!

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I guess I have a mental block with the Ducks... My advice to established Hollywood Stars... DON'T DO LIVE ACTION KIDS MOVIES IF YOU WANT TO WORK IN THAT TOWN AGAIN!!!

Ducks ruined Emilio, and Snow Dogs ruined Cuba Gooding Jr.

Killing an established star in a movie is a cool move, the audience will fall for it every time.
I think it's one of those movie things that everyone gets but still enjoys falling for.
 
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Jiarn

The quotes get better by the day:

"This is very good news," Sheen said in a statement to TMZ. "They continue to be in breach, like so many whales.
"It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions ... and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension."
 

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What's funny is that this is pissing off Wiccans who say it demeans the name "warlock".
 
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Fantastic isn't it? I get giddy thinking about his next interview.
 
So, apparently (one of) Shiny Chuck's phone numbers is out in the ether. Anyone wanna give him a ring-a-ding?

310-975-5732
 
So, apparently (one of) Shiny Chuck's phone numbers is out in the ether. Anyone wanna give him a ring-a-ding?

310-975-5732
I don't think anyone here has TigerBlood™... calling him would be pointless because we just couldn't process the conversation.
 
So, did someone give him that book of Chuck Norris Facts recently and he didn't notice that it wasn't Chuck Sheen Facts?
 
What case does he have? All they have to do is pay out anything else they owe him and the others in their contracts and then it's done. Unless NBC is saying he violated the contract?
 
What case does he have? All they have to do is pay out anything else they owe him and the others in their contracts and then it's done. Unless NBC CBS is saying he violated the contract?
CBS has a clause that negates contracts if the person commits a crime or immoral acts. I don't remember the exact wording, but basically by admitting that he uses drugs and has orgies the network has everything they need to terminate his contract without paying the rest.
 
There's not a business in the world that can't fire you for openly telling your boss to fuck off especially if you do it several dozen times....on national tv, while surrounded by your porn star girlfriends and visibly blasted out of your mind on cocaine.
 
There's not a business in the world that can't fire you for openly telling your boss to fuck off especially if you do it several dozen times....on national tv, while surrounded by your porn star girlfriends and visibly blasted out of your mind on cocaine.
And yet they will almost always settle out of court with the plaintiff once the lawsuits start flying around.
 
There's not a business in the world that can't fire you for openly telling your boss to fuck off especially if you do it several dozen times....on national tv, while surrounded by your porn star girlfriends and visibly blasted out of your mind on cocaine.
Except if it increases the ratings of your hit TV show. Then you actually get a raise.

Until you call him Jewish - then you're outta there!
 
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That's just it, Reality TV that follows him around means he doesn't have to "show up" for anything.
 
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