And while I proclaiming things I might as well proclaim them all; so sit back, grab yourself a one litre gin and tonic and enjoy the secrets of the universe.
Greatest Movie of All Time: Cool Hand Luke
Greatest Actor of All Time: Paul Newman
Greatest Musician of All Time: Mozart
Greatest Musical Group of All Time: Mormon Tabernacle Choir
Greatest Scientist of All Time: Sir Isaac Newton
Greatest Poet of All Time: Robbie Burns
Greatest Writer of All Time: Homer
Greatest Geezer of All Time: Mr. Nihsen
Greatest Food of All Time: was prepared by your MiMa
Greatest Professional Wrestler of All Time: Arn Anderson
Greatest Woman of All Time: is looking over your shoulder and judging you right now
Greatest Superhero of All Time: Batman
Greatest Villain of All Time: Aaron the Moor
Greatest Starship Captain of All Time: Han Solo
More wisdom tomorrow;