Dear Halforums:

Ravenpoe · Mar 25, 2011

When can I collectively tap that?

Set a date, and form a line.

Sincerely,
Poe

Disconnected · Mar 25, 2011

I'm free anytime.

And available anytime.

Cheesy1 · Mar 25, 2011

Not now, I have a headache.

makare · Mar 25, 2011

You totally missed that opportunity. You big jerk.

North_Ranger · Mar 25, 2011

I'm flattered, but I'm more into... you know, women?

Cajungal · Mar 25, 2011

*opens appointment book, shakes head* Tsk... Doesn't look like I can pencil you in.

LittleSin · Mar 25, 2011

Ask me again in five days, we'll see if I'm less likely to crack yours, or any mans, head over a frying pan.

*chews midol*

Wasabi Poptart · Mar 25, 2011

Yeah I got that whole marriage thing hanging over my head.

HCGLNS · Mar 25, 2011

Once Sulu gives you a rating of Warp Speed. Maybe, if I'm drunk enough and we play Monopoly.

Jay · Mar 25, 2011

You slut

Ravenpoe · Mar 25, 2011

Jay said:
You slut

Is that a Woody in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Jay · Mar 25, 2011

Allen who is Quiet · Mar 26, 2011

Baerdog · Mar 27, 2011

Good news, Ravenpoe!

Edit: Fixed.

North_Ranger · Mar 28, 2011

Broken image? Or is that red 'X' supposed.... to... represent... some...

Eugh, I think I just barfed a little in my mouth.

Emrys · Mar 28, 2011

Eh, why not? I've got a couple of minutes free this afternoon.

Joe Johnson · Mar 28, 2011

Right now - hope you like blue waffles.

Gusto · Mar 28, 2011

Buy yoo a drank.