The question on everyone's mind...

Didn't I cut your arm off?

  • No, you didn't!

    Votes: 4 14.8%
  • I've had worse!

    Votes: 4 14.8%
  • Merely a flesh wound.

    Votes: 4 14.8%
  • 'Tis but a scratch!

    Votes: 2 7.4%
  • C'mon then! Have at you!

    Votes: 1 3.7%
  • Come back here o

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Chicken! Chicken!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I'm inVINCIBLE!

    Votes: 3 11.1%
  • All right, we'll call it a draw.

    Votes: 3 11.1%
  • I'll bite your legs off!

    Votes: 6 22.2%

  • Total voters
    27
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Gotta hand it to ya, Hyster. That it did.

And it looks like that hand has gone digital. Hee. Get it? Digital? Digits? *wiggles his fingers* I make a funny!
 
I feel like everyone's going out on a limb for these puns. Really, if you're going to stick your neck out, try not to bite the hand that feeds you, lest you trip over your own two feet.
 
If I can just elbow my way into this conversation for a second. It's difficult to shoulder the responsibility of off the cuff puns while maintaining arm's length from the conversation. The rule of thumb is usually that you knuckle under to more established posters. Frankly, I'm stumped.
 
I would extend my hand in congratulations to Nick for this fine thread, but the bastard cut it off already.
 
Man, I've tried to be wristpectful and keep a hands-off approach to this thread, but you guys get two thumbs up!
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I would extend my hand in congratulations to Nick for this fine thread, but the bastard cut it off already.
What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
 
Meh, not like you were usin' it, anyway! Did ya a favour and cut off the left one 'cause I know how attached you are to the right.
Added at: 22:41
This must be like a horror flick for ya, HCGLNS!

 
If I might shoulder in here. Toe the line chaps, and try not put a foot wrong or you will end up tearing each other apart.

@Charon. Not bad! Nearly as good as me in my prime!!!
 

North_Ranger

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I think some of the more handy forumites are tip-toeing around this particular thread. Gotta hand it to them, though, for not stepping on anyone's toes or breaking arms in this delicate matter. Nonetheless, I think they'd be a shoe-in if they just put their foot down.
 
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