Hey Douche-Turkeys!!! (URGENT)

[Philosopher B.]

I know, I know. I know what you're thinkin'. You're thinkin' ... what the figgidy-fuck? Three exclamation points? Three? Has this fuckin' mook never heard Jerry Holkins' 'one or none' credo?

Well, ladies and McDudes, I have one thing to say to that: whatevs! This ain't about that. It's about helping me choose a totally bitchin' avatar so y'all have something to look at that doesn't make you want to gouge your peepers out!

So help me decide, Halforums! Which of these lovely avatars should I go out with? Step right up, have a vote! Don't be shy, you all.

Marina

Marina #2

Bolton

Miss Gale

 

[Emrys]

I definitely think you should go with the "deer in the headlights" look.

 

[makare]

You should do the rock.

Oh man so should I.

 

[Philosopher B.]

I always do the rock! In fact I had to pause mid-rock in order to post this.

:-L

Looks like Bolton's getting a good lead! I shall change later.

 

[Mathias]

You need to do erin brockavich Bolton aka Sarah Jessica Parker.

 

[Philosopher B.]

Augh! Too many good things to make avatars out of, not enough posts to attach them to. :-o

 

[Philosopher B.]

Holy poop, it's tied up! :O

 

[Officer_Charon]

Not any more it ain't

 

[strawman]

Not any more it ain't

You chose .... wisely.

 

[Philosopher B.]

o_o

Every time I look, it's tied again!

 

[DarkAudit]

o_o

Every time I look, it's tied again!

Look again.

 

[@Li3n]

That's the wrong Bolton... ScarBolton with White Powder Face FTW...

 

[Philosopher B.]

Look again.

*Looks*

14-14!!!

 

[makare]

you just see what you want to see!

 

[linglingface]

Animated avi with the many faces of Bolton?

 

[Philosopher B.]

Holy poop, we have a winner!

you just see what you want to see!

That can't be true, because I've never seen Michael Fassbender in a bowler hat!

Animated avi with the many faces of Bolton?

Man, I totally would, except me no gif good. :-(

 

[makare]

I think that bolton looks like a chubby ben stiller