Introduce Yourself!

[Fun Size]

Also, he frequently like to discuss how much The Pixies blow eggwater, so you might chat him up on this topic in an effort to make amends.*

*All advice from Fun Size should be taken with a grain of salt approximately the size of Utah.

 

[RoboKomodo]

It's unlikely that anyone remembers my name.
It's more likely that you recognize the profile pic.

I've was a lurker on the "original" Halforums when it was still part of Teh Kurtz' site.
It's been about a year since I was last here, but I have to say, the more things change, the more they stay the same.

So don't try any of your tricks.

They won't work.

Probably.

 

[Dave]

I remember you, Hamburgler!

Welcome back!

 

[North_Ranger]

Your name and pic do ring a bell, ol' cheese.

Pull up a chair and listen around, you might here something that catches your fancy And indeed, welcome back.

 

[North_Ranger]

And staples.

 

[Emrys]

And love.

No, you're right. Just crazy glue and staples.

 

[Hylian]

Welcome back!

 

[strawman]

We save the baling wire and duct tape for the important stuff.

 

[Emrys]

Yes, like babysitting your 4,000 children.

 

[Krisken]

Also, he frequently like to discuss how much The Pixies blow eggwater, so you might chat him up on this topic in an effort to make amends.*

Wait, how does someone not like The Pixies?

 

[Krisken]

We keep telling him that woman isn't a clown car...

 

[Emrys]

Wait, how does someone not like The Pixies?

Some people have all their taste in their mouths.

 

[Disconnected]

Some people have all their taste in their mouths.

 

[strawman]

What can I say? We saw Alien and immediately thought, "Who wouldn't want 6,000 spawn?"

 

[Emrys]

Velcome, sveethot.

 

[RoboKomodo]

Yay! People remember me! And since I'm 'new', questions are welcome.

Here's some pre-emptive answers:
Wipe sitting down.
I would like to visit all of Scandinavia at some point.
I hate pants.

 

[ElJuski]

> : I

 

[Espy]

You hate pants huh? How about pantsuits?

 

[RoboKomodo]

Pantsuits? Depends on who's wearin 'em.

 

[Fun Size]

 

[Hylian]

How about sauna pants?

 

[Bowielee]

How about sauna pants?

If you're wearing pants in the sauna, you're doing it wrong.

 

[Hylian]

If you're wearing pants in the sauna, you're doing it wrong.

 

[RoboKomodo]

I'm wearing them right now.

 

[Azurephoenix]

Don't tell Northranger you're wearing the sauna pants!

Also... welcome!

 

[Cajungal]

I remember you! Welcome back.

 

[RoboKomodo]

Thanks folks. I figure it's been almost two years since I was here? Maybe more? Is there a way to tell?

 

[drifter]

Go to your profile and check Postings. Looks like it's been a little over a year since you've been here.

I remember your name, but not your avy

 

[Thread Necromancer]

I remember you. But then, I'm supposed to remember everything.

 

[Silver Jelly]

I vaguely remember you. So I guess I'll vaguely welcome you back!

Welcome back! (in a vague way)

 

[pgurney]

See Tom? Don't say I didn't warn ya.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

What can I say? We saw Alien and immediately thought, "Who wouldn't want 6,000 spawn?"

Fun fact: Misread "Alien" as "Allen"

 

[Tress]

What can I say? We saw Alien and immediately thought, "Who wouldn't want 6,000 spawn?"

... Dad? Is that you?

 

[pgurney]

Hiya! welcome to the looooony bin.

You're frozen there? I wish I was frozen here. I hate this heat.

 

[strawman]

Hiya! welcome to the looooony bin.

You're frozen there? I wish I was frozen here. I hate this heat.

Really? We got a low of 55 last night, and today's high was in the 70's. I'm only a few hundred miles from you...