How Long Until HUMANS Can Emit Their Own Lasers?

[Cheesy1]

Maybe not THAT far off!:

Genetically Engineered Bacteria Shoots Out First-Ever Biological Laser

 

[sixpackshaker]

WHEN WILL THIS BE ADAPTED FOR SHARKS...

 

[General Specific]

When will this be adapted for humans so I can make a really awesome Cyclops costume for Halloween?

 

[TommiR]

So, they outnumber us gazillion to one, and now somebody gave them lasers?

I, for one, welcome our new bacterial overlords.

 

[strawman]

Obviously you haven't watched the laser-human documentary, Twilight.

 

[pgurney]

I dunno. I've heard (and smelled) some people let off something that should have lit a lazer or two. pheweeee....

 

[Chibibar]

great now petri dish will be banned in airports

 

[Gryfter]

WHEN WILL THIS BE ADAPTED FOR SHARKS...

As soon as the cephalopods finish developing them.

 

[Dave]

Really? It's been four days and NOBODY IZ CHARGIN' MUH LAZER?!?