You should gift them some sauna pants...
not so serious but I want to rant II: Redemption
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rabbitgod
Running is even less fun with all this damn smoke in the air!
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makare
Why didnt you just take it to the bank and have them dump it into their giant sorter?
My bank told me that for my quantity it'd be easier for them if I brought it in, rolled. It may be the teller was giving me the run-around, but I started the rolling process a couple years back, off-and-on, and I figured it'd just make more sense if I finished up anyway.
Incidentally, I couldn't sleep knowing that I was almost done, and now have the final counts, totals and tallies. Twice I re-estimated how much I would have and each time I seem to have underestimated.
North_Ranger
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Dude, I swear I'm going to kill you and eat your pets/children if you keep giving life to that abomination of a joke.
Don't think I won't.
A bit harsh, don't you think?
North_Ranger
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Well, my original threat involved a blowtorch, duct tape, a hyperactive ferret, a box of grubs and a cactus, so by comparison... no.
Ugh. Nothing destroys my attraction for a woman than seeing hickies plastered on her neck. I don't even know why people make 'em, some kinda monkey ritual I presume.
Sometimes you just can't control what your lips do...
that's the excuse of most politicians, at least...
that's the excuse of most politicians, at least...
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Wasabi Poptart
Some how, my pin number was skimmed. I got a call from my bank that someone in CA has been on a shopping spree with my debit card. My funds are being recovered and should be back in my account in 3-5 days, but WTF! I cannot think of where this could have happened other than at an ATM at the Navy "mall" or in one of the stores on base!
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Wasabi Poptart
I covered my hands, too, when I used the ATM. I am so angry over this. I told the fraud expert at my bank that I hope these tools get caught some how.
They've got skimmers that they attach to ATMs... sometimes in the company of a pinhole camera.
To the half dozen or so drivers who almost hit me/didn't follow the law on the road today:
Up yours, d-bag. You missed me. You can try again tomorrow 'cause I'm not giving you another chance today. Yes, I stopped for the pedestrians in the crosswalk like I was supposed to. No, you didn't stop at the stop sign like you should have. Turning in front of me when I have no stop sign makes you stupid. I don't know if it was 'try-to-freak-out-the-driver-in-the-blue-Corolla day', but the quota was definitely met.
Again, good luck tomorrow, fuckers.
Up yours, d-bag. You missed me. You can try again tomorrow 'cause I'm not giving you another chance today. Yes, I stopped for the pedestrians in the crosswalk like I was supposed to. No, you didn't stop at the stop sign like you should have. Turning in front of me when I have no stop sign makes you stupid. I don't know if it was 'try-to-freak-out-the-driver-in-the-blue-Corolla day', but the quota was definitely met.
Again, good luck tomorrow, fuckers.
Here's a letter from a nurse, in response to an "apology" from one of the Vancouver rioters. http://riot2011frontlines.tumblr.com/post/6682186192/a-e-r-nurses-thoughts-on-an-instigators-apology
The original apology is below her letter. I can't agree with her more, but it's also good this idiot turned himself in.
The original apology is below her letter. I can't agree with her more, but it's also good this idiot turned himself in.
People on bus: LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
People knocking on apartment doors: LEAVE US THE FUCK ALONE.
I don't want to socialize. We don't want what you're selling. I'm not interested in making more friends. We're not interested in converting to your religion.
I miss New York. No one gave a shit about each other. It was wonderful.
People knocking on apartment doors: LEAVE US THE FUCK ALONE.
I don't want to socialize. We don't want what you're selling. I'm not interested in making more friends. We're not interested in converting to your religion.
I miss New York. No one gave a shit about each other. It was wonderful.
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Wasabi Poptart
I think I sprained my ankle again. I also have realized the Ace bandage got thrown out when we moved because it was being used to tie a baby gate to the bannister of the stairs in our apartment. I can't go get one until tomorrow since my husband is bobbing around the big blue until the end of the week. Crap.
None of my pants fit anymore.
Actually, the reason they don't fit is because of all the weight I lost after being sick for the past couple of months.
This is what happened to me when I was dieting and I didn't have enough for an all new wardrobe. Not much you can do except get used to wearing a belt.
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makare
I suspected as much.
It's not the size that matters, it's th - wait, we're talking about monitors? In that case it's both size and perhaps even more importantly, quantity:
(For the curious: win7 quad core on two left monitors, macbook pro quad core using secondary monitor and its own display, then the right display is attached to a mac mini for kernel testing. The rest of my lair is too messy to share publicly...)
See? Thats exactly what I want to write! Something like that! But she will go nuclear if I even joke about it. Ah well, I'm laughing here on my end while she's busy "liking" Michelle Bachmanns page.
Cajungal
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Aaauuuugh that happens to me all the time! I have some cousins and acquaintances who I *do* love but who say things that just drive me nuts, and there's nothing I can say that wouldn't sound awful.My sister in law just wrote this on facebook:
And first I was all likebut THEN I was all like
because I can't write anything there that I want to because she gets super pissy and really, I don't need that shit.
But... ah! It's killing me!!!
I think she just focuses on whichever crazy lady politician seems to have the best chance to get all the brown people out of our country.
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