The fuck you thread.

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Biannoshufu


Fuck you, you privileged water-bag fat sack of whiny self-important-dick-shittery.
 
Hylian

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North_Ranger

North_Ranger

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May your apples be forever infested with worms, you malodorous runt who compares unfavorably to the backside of a dung-dovered hippopotamus with bad digestion.
 
Fun Size

Fun Size

Fuck you.
Fuck yourself.
Fuck him.
Fuck you and everyone who looks like you.
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
Fu...wait, it's not Friday. Bah, I'm so confused now.
 
Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

Fuck you.
Fuck for driving slow when I'm trying to get somewhere.
Fuck you for riding my ass when I'm trying to take my time.
Fuck you for stressing me out when I'm just trying to chill.
Fuck you for arbitrary policy changes that add no benefits and MORE work onto my plate. Fuck you for the lack of raises, as contractually promised.
Fuck you for the lack of a take-home vehicle.
Fuck you for the stress.
Fuck you for not taking out a warrant on the shithead who beat you, like you've promised 5 times before.
Fuck you for breaking into the dead woman's house while her estate's being settled.
Fuck you for bothering me when I'm trying to read.
Fuck you for talking to me like we're cool, all the while figuring out how you're going to stab me in the back again.
Fuck you for fucking over my fellow officers in the name of "efficiency."
Fuck you for your duplicity.
Fuck you for for lying to me, all the while polishing your fake-ass halo.
Fuck you for running from me, making me fuck up my ankle.
Fuck you for wearing heavy perfume, making the air while I run too damned thick, and aggravating my already labored breathing.
Fuck you for talking on the cell phone when I'm trying to get your info for my report.
Fuck you for laughing at the poor kid in a wheelchair.
Fuck you for not knowing how to drive in wet weather, jamming up my streets.
Fuck you for looking at the accident scene, driving 2 miles an hour and slowing traffic behind you to the point that it causes another accident.
Fuck you for thinking that you could hide that baggie from me.
Fuck you for smashing that guy's car window, snatching his Father's Day present from his kids out of the center console.

Fuck you.
 
HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Fuck, you all are so fucked up you couldn't fuck your way out of fucktard forest with a diesel powered fucking machine piloted by Han Fucking Solo!
 
Emrys

Emrys

The love in this thread warms me to the bottom of my blackened, shriveled heart.

May the doom weasels of the Apocalypse devour your heart with fava beans and a nice Chianti.
 
DarkAudit

DarkAudit

Fuck coal.
Fuck the bloodsuckers who don't give two shits about the landscapes they destroy or the miners who die for them.
Fuck West Virginia for letting it happen.
Fuck Pitt.
Fuck Penn State. (I'm of an age that can remember when this mattered.)
Fuck Mathias, because I'm of an age where the previous one still matters. ;)
Fuck Michigan. Thieves.
Fuck AT&T. Where's my iPhone?
Fuck Sprint. I'm not paying $650 for your iPhone.
Fuck Verizon. I can't by anything from you.
Fuck T-Mobile. Same thing.
Fuck Google. I'm bored with Android.
Fuck HTC. Woo! Here's Ice Cream Sandwich! If we decide to let you have it on our devices.
Fuck Washington. Ovi's a punk.
Fuck Washington. So are 535 others on Capitol Hill.
FUCK YOU.
 
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