[TV] League Of Extraordinary Realistic Television Characters

[filmfanatic]

Sometimes, you just need a plan to come together...

 

[Ravenpoe]

We need someone to bring the donuts. I'm on my phone, so someone post the guy from Twin Peaks.

 

[Adam]

We need someone to bring the donuts. I'm on my phone, so someone post the guy from Twin Peaks.

Too late, donuts have been eaten.

 

[Gryfter]

We need someone to bring the donuts. I'm on my phone, so someone post the guy from Twin Peaks.

Would that be Harry...

or Coop?

Hell... bring them both.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Would that be Harry...

or Coop?

Hell... bring them both.

I was thinking of Cooper, but you're right, bring them both.

Now we need a little person to dance in a red room.

 

[BananaHands]

I mean, if Buffy gets in. Ned gets in.

 

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Need an archaeologist.

 

[Adam]

Need an archaeologist.
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Television characters! Movie characters would be its own separate thread

 

[Espy]

This league is kind of getting out of hand. We might need different chapters.

 

[BananaHands]

This league is kind of getting out of hand. We might need different chapters.

Or we need to weed out the wieners.

 

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Television characters! Movie characters would be its own separate thread

Hey, there was a Young Indiana Jones tv show. That's totally what I meant.

*cough*

 

[BananaHands]

Leader
Josiah Bartlet

Team Members
Jo Lupo
Vic Mackey
Dexter Morgan
Walter and Jesse (Obviously the wonder-twins)
Benton Fraser
Michael Westen
Kate Beckett
Adrian Monk
Buffy Summers
Stringfellow Hawke
Stringer Bell
John "Hannibal" Smith
Dale Cooper and Harry Truman

Vehicles
KITT
Airwolf

Bunch of dudes.

 

[Adam]

Leader
Josiah Bartlet

Team Members
Jo Lupo
Vic Mackey
Dexter Morgan
Walter and Jesse (Obviously the wonder-twins)
Benton Fraser
Michael Westen
Kate Beckett
Adrian Monk
Buffy Summers
Stringfellow Hawke
Stringer Bell
John "Hannibal" Smith
Dale Cooper and Harry Truman

Vehicles
KITT
Airwolf

Bunch of dudes.

Kate Beckett's a totally hot dude.

But yes, this sausage fest needs help. I nominate Wonder Woman!

 

[Tress]

If you want to keep it realistic, why not toss in someone who speaks multiple languages?

(Annie Walker from Covert Affairs)

 

[Adam]

Or someone sassy, yet satisfying. AND you get your choice of blonde or redhead!

 

[sixpackshaker]

If we are going for redhead...

 

[Gryfter]

We might need a skeptic

 

[BananaHands]

If we are going for redhead...

No way. If we're going with anyone from the Who-verse, it's this alpha who brings a gun and a sword to a fight.

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We might need to go back to Espy's idea. We might need different chapters.

 

[drifter]

Gonna need some kind of office manager to make sure everything runs smoothly, right?

 

[Gryfter]

Wait... we need someone to keep Stringer Bell in line...

Hmmmm.... yeah we might need to break these guys up into strike teams.

 

[AshburnerX]

How about a normal guy who scares the crap out of super humans?

Noah Bennett from Heroes fits that bill, but that might be a stretch for a realistic fit.

How about a guy to drive the car?

I think The Stig from Top Gear fits that. Normal guy, even if he has a flare for the dramatic.

Now all we need are the Science Guys...

How about Jamie Hynamen and Adam Savage from Mythbusters? Smart, talented, and willing to do whatever it takes t solve a problem.

If not them, how about this guy?

Gil Grissom from CSI. Smart, talented, and dedicated.

Now we just need an ally to make sure we never get convicted/that the bad guys ALWAYS get convicted.

District Attorney Jack McCoy sounds like just the guy.

 

[Frank]

I'd probably give MacGyver and Walt the edge over the Mythbusters where it comes to brain power and problem solving.

 

[AshburnerX]

I'd probably give MacGyver and Walt the edge over the Mythbusters where it comes to brain power and problem solving.

McGyver is the guy you want when you need a solution to a real problem in 5 minutes, in the field. The Mythbusters are the guys to call when you need it done back in the lab. I'd say they fulfill different niches... it's kind of like why you have field medics in your squads but also have a surgeon back at home base.

I almost suggested Fox Mulder as a choice but we already have Dale Cooper.

EDIT: Who do we have running the computers? I suggest these guys.

The Lone Gunmen from X-Files/The Lone Gunmen.

 

[BananaHands]

What about a master of illusion!?

 

[filmfanatic]

Sometimes, you'll need sheer unpredictability to deal with the enemy.

WILD CARD, BITCHES! YEE-HAW!

 

[General Specific]

House as the team medic?

I'd prefer Dr. Percival Ulysses Cox

A team-up between the two would only cause TVs everywhere to explode from the sheer awesomeness.

 

[Piotyr]

I'm a little disappointed that nobody's suggested a captain yet.

 

[AshburnerX]

I'm pretty sure anyone who makes his living as a STARSHIP CAPTAIN falls outside the realm of the realistic.

 

[Piotyr]

He's a space cowboy. He has no superpowers, uses ordinary guns, and fights on land. He's more realistic than half the existing list.

 

[Frank]

He's a space cowboy. He has no superpowers, uses ordinary guns, and fights on land. He's more realistic than half the existing list.

Ha ha ha, what?

 

[BananaHands]

You know, the supernatural characters that have been suggested haven't been that ridiculous. Captain Reynolds vs. say... Walter and Jesse? Buffy vs. Dexter? Even the more realistic characters could take on the supernatural ones.

 

[TNM]

Ok, instead of spaceship pilots we'll need Joe and Brian.

And we will need a strong father figure.

 

[Piotyr]

Ha ha ha, what?

I'm saying he's a cowboy with a spaceship. Very little of what actually went on in the show was outside the realm of realism.

 

[sixpackshaker]

Wow, over the years those 2 guys from Wings have had fairly active careers. And each time I see them I think how little they have changed...

Ok, instead of spaceship pilots we'll need Joe and Brian.

DAMN they look young there...

 

[MindDetective]

re: Captain Reynolds - he is an ordinary man in an extraordinary setting.