[News] PETA try to convince kids not to eat turkey

[bhamv3]

As a non-American, I believe every day is a day for being thankful for what we have. Every day is Thanksgiving for me.

I've eaten 320 turkeys so far this year!

 

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Thanksgiving is a pretty bullshit holiday made even worse by consumerism and the slaughter of millions of birds to satisfy our bloodlust.

But some of those turkeys are white, so it's okay.

 

[Emrys]

As a non-American, I believe every day is a day for being thankful for what we have. Every day is Thanksgiving for me.

I've eaten 320 turkeys so far this year!

And still looking good!

 

[General Specific]

I guess they're crying ...fowl

 

[Emrys]

Stop it before you hurt yourself.

 

[Frank]

I buy turkey from my friend's uncle's farm, I'm part Cree and I celebrate Thanksgiving in October.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I STAND FOR!

 

[Emrys]

According to your information screen, you stand for Canadian bacon.

 

[Eriol]

According to your information screen, you stand for Canadian bacon.

For all those non-Canadians, up here we call it "back bacon," probably because there's where it comes from on said pig. At least I hope that's why it's called that, and not from the head or something.

 

[sixpackshaker]

Well, American bacon is from pork-bellies... that is why it is a popular commodity.

 

[Eriol]

Oh, and up here, if you order "bacon" you get what you guys would recognize as bacon. It's the same. As I said, what you call "Canadian Bacon" is "back bacon" so unless you order that, you're 100% OK no matter where you go.

 

[Chibibar]

Oh, and up here, if you order "bacon" you get what you guys would recognize as bacon. It's the same. As I said, what you call "Canadian Bacon" is "back bacon" so unless you order that, you're 100% OK no matter where you go.

It is Bacon. You can't go wrong with bacon yummy!

 

[SeraRelm]

I've always called it back bacon.

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

But some of those turkeys are white, so it's okay.

I have white meat guilt

 

[Necronic]

I buy turkey from my friend's uncle's farm, I'm part Cree and I celebrate Thanksgiving in October.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I STAND FOR!

You could eat it while watching "The Road" and crying. Because it's like thanksgiving and the trail of tears combi....ok this isn't appropriate.

 

[Null]

The Road is the sort of movie you watch to psyche yourself up for using a suicide booth.

 

[SeraRelm]

Thought that was Melancholia.

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

I am about to get my third plate of leftover turkey from work.

 

[sixpackshaker]

You genocidal meat eater you...

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

I have no control over what my company brings in / caters to a thanksgiving lunch thing. The deed is done, so I'll eat it so at least the birds didn't die in vain.

 

[sixpackshaker]

I'd say eat the veggies, but since it is a Texas T-Day dinner, the veggies are likely loaded down with bacon.

 

[Fun Size]

I have no control over what my company brings in / caters to a thanksgiving lunch thing. The deed is done, so I'll eat it so at least the birds didn't die in vain.

I'll enjoy America for the same reason.