And yet it's 1000 pages. Pretty much sums up what's so fucked up about Congress. Why be clear, specific and concise when you can write 1000 page bills that are far-reaching, vague, and more importantly confusing?
It's what our process has become. They simply can't sit there and vote for the 2,000 items they need to pass, so they cram them all in one bill. A sub committee of members of congress from both parties put the bill together, then it gets sent to the floor and, for a bill this size, weeks and months of debate, amendments, etc occur. The same happens on a similar but not quite the same bill in the house. Then another committee is formed from both senate and house and they agree on the same set of amendments that makes the bill the same on both sides, then they pass it and it goes to the president.
No single senator is ever going to read and understand the full bill as it was submitted, nevermind the amendments. They use staffers to parse the language and point out anything that might be worth making a stink about. The majority of the bill (90% or so, perhaps) is simple housekeeping, and is generally ignored unless it can be used as a bargaining chip for something else. They fight like cats and dogs over the more precious bits - items that might be turned to their advantage in terms of industries in their states, or political advantage. They insert completely irrelevant stuff simply to get it passed.
This defense bill, for instance, modifies and funds, in part, the clean water act specifically for rural water systems. Why is it in the defense bill? Why not! Further, the President doesn't have line-item veto. He can veto the whole bill, or none of it. It's one of the checks and balances that gives congress real power - Yes, the president can vote against the rural water stuff, but then he also throws away his half trillion dollar military budget. It's an arm wrestling match, and he has to balance the whole against the minor irritations of the little things thrown into the pot along with it. Gumbo is great, but if the cook likes a bit of gristle in their gumbo, you might have to eat some gristle if you want the rest of the gumbo.
It's a ridiculous process. Uniquely American, you might say.
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According to the OP content, they won't be tried. You can basically just be put in a box and forgotten about.
If they only targeted people with no close friends or family, then perhaps there would be no cases. I suspect, however, that even then someone would find out, and get the ACLU and others involved to test out the law, if not friends and family. If it happened to my wife, my kids, anyone in my family, I would not stop until I took it to the supreme court.