[Announcement] Scotch

[Officer_Charon]

Dammit.... now I want scotch. And a redhead.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Dammit.... now I want scotch. And a redhead.

Like I said, my friend: booze and hookers. Booze and hookers.

 

[Null]

So... redheads are hookers, then?

 

[HCGLNS]

I'm a redhead and I have lots and lots and lots of Scotch!

 

[Officer_Charon]

And then HCGLNS was the hooker

 

[HCGLNS]

Absolutely not! I am a health and welfare improvement consultant.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

So... redheads are hookers, then?

No no no. It's a recent running joke about suggesting booze and hookers. Charon could easily get a redhead through prostitution. Being an officer of the law, I'm sure there'd be no reprecussions at all.

 

[Nikki]

Isn't he married?

 

[LittleSin]

Isn't he married?

Indeed.

What's that to stop a redheaded booze hooker joke, though?

 

[Nikki]

Nothing at all! I just thought I saw that somewhere. I am just reading everything is all.

 

[Officer_Charon]

Quite happily married, with no desire to ruin things with a case of scabies. *grins*

As I am fond of telling people though... "I'm on a diet I need to survive. Doesn't mean I'm not going to read a menu now and then."

 

[Dave]

"I love my computer system, but I still read the Best Buy ads..."