[News] "Super Memory" and No Alzheimer’s Soon?

[Cheesy1]

“Super memory” pill–and possibly an Alzheimer’s cure–could be around the corner

If there's one thing I fear about becoming an old man, it's getting Alzheimer's. Because then I'm basically not ME anymore, just a shell of who I once was. So I hope this research proves to be true.

 

[sixpackshaker]

Just don't give it to the monkeys.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Awesome, I'll finally remember that...thing. You know, the thing with the thing.

 

[strawman]

Awesome, I'll finally remember that...thing. You know, the thing with the thing.

There's a reason you forgot. You'd know that if you remembered.

Be glad you don't.

 

[Emrys]

Awesome, I'll finally remember that...thing. You know, the thing with the thing.

Not if you don't stop drinking like that.

 

[Hailey Knight]

Awesome, now Dave can finally tell us all those stories about his dinosaur-hunting days.

 

[filmfanatic]

Awesome, I'll finally remember that...thing. You know, the thing with the thing.

Was it that thing I sent ya? Did you get it?

 

[PatrThom]

There's already promising evidence that good ol' lithium can help protect your brain. Best part? Lithium can't be patented. It's too old. Just don't overdo it.

--Patrick

 

[Adam]

Everyone will be Givers!

 

[LordRendar]

What were we talking about,again?

 

[sixpackshaker]

Now I just have to remember to take the pill.