Make chili. Add salsa.
Make macaroni and cheese. Add salsa and chili. Enjoy your chili mac of the GODS
Make macaroni and cheese. Add salsa and chili. Enjoy your chili mac of the GODS
Whine like a baby, now with 500% more drama!
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Take salsa. Add salsa.
I would so go right now to get more chips, but Nate took the car to work, so I'm stuck at home. But, idea!, we have hotdogs, hunger problem solved.
Take hotdogs. Add salsa.
Add a southwestern twist to your hot dogs by enjoying with salsa and grated american or cheddar cheese.
OC, we're enemies now.
OC, we're enemies now.
...... Over a food feud?
Fuck it, I've got OC spray. THAT'LL get your salsa moving!
Fuck it, I've got OC spray. THAT'LL get your salsa moving!
No. Worse.
You made a post containing similar content to mine before I did.
You made a post containing similar content to mine before I did.
Cry some more. *grins*
Add salsa.
Add salsa.
You guys are awesome! Nom nom nom.
I'm so sorry LittleSin, totally stinks.
I'm so sorry LittleSin, totally stinks.
See! Everything is better when you add salsa!
@LittleSin: I'm sorry, hon! I would offer a selection of chocolates, were I able to.
@LittleSin: I'm sorry, hon! I would offer a selection of chocolates, were I able to.
Alcohol enduced sleep is what I usually do
Not sure that's the best course, but hey, I sleep like Dahmer in a pool of human hamhocks.
You on the other hand might try an over the counter sleep aid. I used to have insomnia so bad at one point I was prescribed Lunesta. That was a heavenly 6 months.
Christmas time means staff have a bunch of vacations to take. Because I am kid-less, I usually opt to cover Christmas vacations for the rest of the department and there's usually one sucker who used up his or her vacation through the year and is stuck with me. Work during that time period consists of Rock Band and other time wasters because it's usually fairly slow - we have our regular work to get done but no special requests are coming in.
This year I actually had planned to take time off to spend with my family.
The sucker who was to cover for me while I was gone, her grandmother died last night and she gets 5 days bereavement leave which would bring her all the way to the New Year.
So much for that idea.
This year I actually had planned to take time off to spend with my family.
The sucker who was to cover for me while I was gone, her grandmother died last night and she gets 5 days bereavement leave which would bring her all the way to the New Year.
So much for that idea.
Don't forget to add salsa.
Caught some form of crud/cold/SARS. If I take a sick day, I can't work my off-duty gig, and one day of my overtime gets voided...
... except it wouldn't because this is my regular workday. And now it's too late to call in. Oh, God-DAMN it. *headwheel*
... except it wouldn't because this is my regular workday. And now it's too late to call in. Oh, God-DAMN it. *headwheel*
Wont be able to fly back home to the filipines for the 5th year in a row.If one send most of his paycheck home,its hard to save.
Guess Christmas will be me,a bottle of Jack and a bag of W**d.
Guess Christmas will be me,a bottle of Jack and a bag of W**d.
The General subforum page ad is trying to convince me to make a 'donation' to a sperm bank.
I know Christmas is the time for giving, but come on...
I know Christmas is the time for giving, but come on...
...
Waitasec... we can make PURCHASES with sperm now?
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BRB, going Christmas shopping...
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BRB, going Christmas shopping...
I have a friend that always goes for the line with the hotter cashier.
Now I know why!
Now I know why!
Having a hard time fighting down some old memories. Funny how they just come back to haunt you even after so long.
Why. won't. you. go. AWAY?!?!
Why. won't. you. go. AWAY?!?!
With you there, 100%.
Apparently one of my circle of friends is cutting me out, and I honestly don't understand why. I'm pretty sure I'm being cut out because I'm not married, don't have children, and I'm not as financially secure as the others. I overheard the friend who tends to plan things talking about how she can't relate to people without children anymore, and how she feels superior to other people our age because she's married, has a nice house, and settled down. It was obnoxious at the time, but I thought she was just exaggerating. Now I think she was 100% serious.
With friends like that...
Tress, if you ever hear her say something like that again, stretch your arms and say rather loudly, "I am going home to do whatever the hell I want."
The men will likely cheer.
The men will likely cheer.
due to the christmas period, our freezers at work are so full that it took me, mum and dad to put the truck away. Why us? because we used to have weekend long family tetris competitions. Thats how we are stacking these mofo's.
The whine like a baby part? I had to squeeze my skinny ass in a small gap to get something at the back. On my way out I kinda got my piercing caught on a crate of something. The worst part comes when anybody remembers where I got pierced last!
The whine like a baby part? I had to squeeze my skinny ass in a small gap to get something at the back. On my way out I kinda got my piercing caught on a crate of something. The worst part comes when anybody remembers where I got pierced last!
Update: talked to the friend in question. She assured me that I'm still wanted, but she admitted that I'm missing out on things and not being called because of the lack of children. All her other friends are parents or planning to have kids soon, so apparently I'm missing out on those bonding experiences. This is all complete bullshit to me, but whatever. I've got other people to hang out with and I'd rather spend time with friends who aren't so damn judgmental.