Happy Valentine's Day!

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Dave

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My wife and I medicated ourselves and went to bed. We're both sick.

I suppose I could have said that we snuggled in bed while I breathed heavily into her ear, but the only reason I did that was because I couldn't breath through my nose. Then she slept on the couch because it was more comfortable.
 
Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Kind of along the lines of:

NSFW

I got breakfast in bed before leaving to my place to change for work this morning. Oh yeah.
 
Shegokigo

Shegokigo

If all you've ever seen are "stills" then I can see how you'd make that connection.

So yeah, I wasn't sure how much info I should post here or in the Epic Win thread because damn, it was a nice lil night/morning.
 
Shegokigo

Shegokigo

:rofl:
(short version)
Favorite bar.
Saw a new girl.
Hit on new girl.
Seemed straight.
Turned out bi.
Had drinks.
Danced.
Had drinks.
Made out.
Had drinks.
Went to her place.
AWKWARD SHIT HIT THE FAN.
Got over it.
Lots of sexy time.
Woke up next morning.
Went home and changed for work.

(Full Version)
Went to my favorite little live music dive bar around 8pm. Said hi to the regulars, flirted with my favorite waitress and bartender. Watched alot of couples come and go, few single girls that were just not my type, and even avoided a couple of previous one night(mare) stands. Around 10:30, cute little short blonde hair with bangs girl in a sexy but slightly modest top/jeans comes in. She orders a drink and plays with her phone. Two seperate guys come by her little table but after small talk she blows them both off. I take that as a good sign (or she's taken and not looking for a date, but only one way to find out right?) and I wait till her drink is dwindling. Asked my favorite waitress what she was drinking and ordered myself a fresh drink and a fresh drink for her. Take them with me to her table and start a conversation.
Talk for a few minutes and I manage to get an "Ex-boyfriend" detail out of her and she was giving off a pretty "straight" vibe the whole time. I shrug my shoulders and enjoy her company a little more anyway. We go through a few round of drinks and I drag her to dance with me (she said she was tired from work but the drinks loosened her up). Yeah, that's when I realized she was definitely bi. She was all over me as much as I was with her. Were kissing almost immediately after that. Sat down, had some more drinks, asked her if she wanted to leave and headed over to her place. This is where things almost went wrong.
She gets into the house first and asks me to wait outside a minute, which immediately put me on edge. (I was like, oh fuck did I just get baited into a threesome with some dude?) few minutes later a 40s-50s yr old woman comes outside, smiles at me for a second and walks over to the next house. My date comes out and tells me to come in. I give her the "who was that" look and she says it was her mother, who was watching her 4yr old son while she was out. (Pause break for some backstory: She's an RN at a local hospital and usually works from around 9pm-5/6am so she moved in next to her mom for help with her son from her previous relationship) so as I'm starting to wonder if I want to continue with the chance that a carpet gremlin might pop into her room mid-sexy time she pretty much rips off my shirt/bra in one swift motion and I was back in the moment.
Night was fantastic, she was good and experienced, no question. Apparantly very pent up, last time she'd been with a girl was over 2yrs ago (she'd had a couple of threesomes with her previous boyfriend but it always went badly she said). I of course was in over drive mode thanks to my few months off so it was a very good night.
Stupidly I fell asleep and she didn't bother waking me up, so when the bedroom door opened from the outside and woke me I almost freaked out. (Thinking it was her son.) It was just her with some breakfast she had made for me/her/son but she had already woken up, taken him to school and come back before I was able to wake up. So I ate, and we talked and it was clear that a "relationship" wasn't going to happen for a few reasons (Her kid, obviously and her hours at the Hospital) but since we were both pretty "deprieved" we're going to make at least a weekly goal to meet up for repeat relief sessions.

So yeah, I'm a damn happy camper.
 
Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Charlie Don't Surf said:
pretend this is a link to the "I just had sex" thread, but I'm too lazy to actually find it
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Except that was a tongue in cheek thread. I on the other hand had something to contribute relating to Valentine's Day.

Guess you're too lazy to read the thread too before replying off hand. Wait, that's not a guess, that's pretty much proven fact by now eh Charlie?
 
Charlie Don't Surf

Charlie Don't Surf

and I thought your piece was the same thing they were mocking in that song

but don't let me get in between HF and their masturbatory material for later tonight
 
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