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Happy Valentine's Day!

#1

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Yeah, it's a Hallmark-manufactured holiday. Yeah, anyone who's single is bitter about it. Almost everyone who's not single feel forced to do something to celebrate. But it's all about the love, people! All about the love.

Ladies?


In the meantime, I'm going to celebrate my 20th anniversary with that special someone: my right hand. Oh, that sexy beast.

Wait, hang on...


#2



makare

I love valentines day. I have been looking forward to it for weeks and now I can't even go anywhere. I don't blame V-day but goddamn.


also damn Valentines day haters



#3

Covar

Covar



#4

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

meh.


#5

figmentPez

figmentPez

Single and not bittter.
(Okay, a little bitter that my health keeps me from stuffing my face with chocolate.)

Happy Valentine's Day!


Harley and Ivy: V-Day by ~SilverTallest


#6

Charlie Don't Surf

Charlie Don't Surf

popcorn status: ready


#7



makare

mmm popcorn


#8

TommiR

TommiR



#9

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Thanks to drunken single people on Valentine's Day, I will be posting in the "I Just Had Sex" thread tomorrow. ;)


#10



SeraRelm

+
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#11

Gared

Gared

Actually, apparently it's not just a Hallmark manufactured holiday. Supposedly it was a holiday on the Roman Catholic calendar until Pope Paul VI removed it, and was a huge holiday in the late 1700s and early 1800s in Britain. In fact, it was big enough that in 1797 a British guy released a poetry primer full of suggestions of things to write/say to women for Valentine's Day if you couldn't think of anything yourself. Hallmark just likes to prop it up from time to time when interest is waning.

Of course, that information is taken from a local talk radio host who got his info from Wikipedia, so the general rule about chunks of salt does apply.


#12



makare

Gared said:
Actually, apparently it's not just a Hallmark manufactured holiday. Supposedly it was a holiday on the Roman Catholic calendar until Pope Paul VI removed it, and was a huge holiday in the late 1700s and early 1800s in Britain. In fact, it was big enough that in 1797 a British guy released a poetry primer full of suggestions of things to write/say to women for Valentine's Day if you couldn't think of anything yourself. Hallmark just likes to prop it up from time to time when interest is waning.

Of course, that information is taken from a local talk radio host who got his info from Wikipedia, so the general rule about chunks of salt does apply.
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I thought he was just being facetious and making fun of the haters who say that stupid stuff.


#13

Emrys

Emrys

Meh x 2


#14

Made Ya Blush

Made Ya Blush

Happy Valentine's day or commercialized Hallmark holiday (depending on your point of view) TNG and all everybody else. No need to be bitter, better to be single free and happy then stuck in a relationship that isn't going anywhere.


#15

Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet

Happy Valentine's Day, dudes.


#16

LittleKagsin

LittleKagsin

Happy Valentines everyone!! Regardless of anyone's status...I hope everyone has a good day. Do something nice for yourself (or someone) whatever it may be.

I'm pretty sure N8 and I will have a gaming marathon today. :)


#17

Jay

Jay

Celebrating it in a few days,. When roses are dirt cheap and chocolates are 70% off.

Also, resto's won't be filled to the rafters with dipshits. :)


#18

Dave

Dave

During a particularly stressful time (last week), I had gone to the store to get something or other and saw a Valentine's display. Picked up a box of chocolates for my wife as I knew if I didn't we'd either be out of money or I'd forget due to the stressful things. I worried about her and thought it would be making her feel better. She was amazed I thought of her during this time. She cried.

Frankly, I hardly thought of myself during that time. So even though the two of us are sick today with the flu, we both feel we showed each other what Valentine's Day really means.


#19

Covar

Covar



#20

figmentPez

figmentPez

Chocolate Hearts _ almost literally.jpg

Note to self: Some geek girls like a different variety of chocolate hearts


#21

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Given my stellar score at the colour test, what colour is Halforums now? Some shade of red?


#22

Dave

Dave

It's pink! Very, very pink.


#23

Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet

dat layout


#24

Azurephoenix

Azurephoenix

HCGLNS said:
Given my stellar score at the colour test, what colour is Halforums now? Some shade of red?
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Honestly... it's a TINT of red... get your terminology straight ;-)

Also, happy Valentine's day!


#25

ElJuski

ElJuski

Do people really still bitch about Valentine's Day as adults? When I was thirteen it made me pissy, but I kind of got away from all of that.


#26

doomdragon6

doomdragon6

Oh how pink.


#27

Made Ya Blush

Made Ya Blush



#28

Dave

Dave

doomdragon6 said:
Oh how pink.
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That's what SHE said!


#29

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Screw Hallmark and tbe impossible fairy tale of this bs day. Tonight we're having....



#30

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

I'd be pissed over this holiday if we celebrated it here in Finland. Here it's just "a friend's day".

I am pissed though, but considering I am single and due to side effects from cancer treatment can't even lend myself a helping hand, ifyaknowwhatImean, I think I'm bloody well entitled to.

Still, I did send a Valentine's greeting to one American girl I talk to almost daily ;)


#31

filmfanatic

filmfanatic



#32

HCGLNS

HCGLNS



#33

Charlie Don't Surf

Charlie Don't Surf

ElJuski said:
Do people really still bitch about Valentine's Day as adults? When I was thirteen it made me pissy, but I kind of got away from all of that.
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short answer: yes

long answer: the internet


#34

Adam

Adammon

I make dinner for my wife on Valentine's day. Made dessert last night which she's already scarfed some of - Peanut butter ice cream pie.

Then I went out and bought two nice big lobster tails ($20 each, wtf?) which I'll cook up nicely tonight with some pesto pasta and broccolini. And then, because she's BLEEDING LIKE A VOLCANO, I will watch TV until I fall asleep on the couch.


#35

Gared

Gared

I get a double whammy this time of year. Today, obviously, is Valentine's day. Yesterday was my wife's birthday. She hated it growing up because her birthday always got lumped in with Valentine's day, so I try to make sure we do something nice for each day. Of course, we're now eternally cursed because my birthday always falls on or very near Mother's day and we got married two days before Christmas.


#36

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

And here I go!


#37

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Pics or it didn't happen!

Wait, hang on...


#38

Gusto

Gusto

Guys, don't be down.

Trust in love.



#39



SeraRelm

Yeah, I'll be a bit busy tonight too...


#40

Terrik

Terrik

Valentine's report from the future: Success.


#41

Adam

Adammon

And so, I have fulfilled my growth from "Man who could burn water" to:



#42

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

There's broccoli growing from that asparagus.


#43

Adam

Adammon

Broccolini was yummier, especially with pine nuts and an oyster/soya glaze.


#44

ElJuski

ElJuski

I had a pleasant evening.


#45

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

I had ihop for lunch with muh lady. I think I win, gents


#46

Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet



#47

ElJuski

ElJuski

Bumble the Boy Wonder said:
I had ihop for lunch with muh lady. I think I win, gents
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General Tso's chicken, a twelve pack of booze, and Forrest Gump, yo.

*leans back in chair, lights up cigar*


#48

Charlie Don't Surf

Charlie Don't Surf

ElJuski said:
General Tso's chicken, a twelve pack of booze, and Forrest Gump, yo.

*leans back in chair, lights up cigar*
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you could have actually watched a good movie instead


#49

Dave

Dave

My wife and I medicated ourselves and went to bed. We're both sick.

I suppose I could have said that we snuggled in bed while I breathed heavily into her ear, but the only reason I did that was because I couldn't breath through my nose. Then she slept on the couch because it was more comfortable.


#50

Shegokigo

Shegokigo





#51

Adam

Adammon

Shegokigo said:
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Well, you made my morning, so I'm hoping you made your evening ;)


#52



SeraRelm

Shegokigo said:
pics
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#53

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Kind of along the lines of:

NSFW

I got breakfast in bed before leaving to my place to change for work this morning. Oh yeah.


#54

fade

fade

SeraRelm said:
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I still see a moustache every time I see Shego or Kim.


#55

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

If all you've ever seen are "stills" then I can see how you'd make that connection.

So yeah, I wasn't sure how much info I should post here or in the Epic Win thread because damn, it was a nice lil night/morning.


#56

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

...go onnn..


#57

Adam

Adammon

Amorous Eyes said:
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adam-fingers2.jpg


#58

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

:rofl:
(short version)
Favorite bar.
Saw a new girl.
Hit on new girl.
Seemed straight.
Turned out bi.
Had drinks.
Danced.
Had drinks.
Made out.
Had drinks.
Went to her place.
AWKWARD SHIT HIT THE FAN.
Got over it.
Lots of sexy time.
Woke up next morning.
Went home and changed for work.

(Full Version)
Went to my favorite little live music dive bar around 8pm. Said hi to the regulars, flirted with my favorite waitress and bartender. Watched alot of couples come and go, few single girls that were just not my type, and even avoided a couple of previous one night(mare) stands. Around 10:30, cute little short blonde hair with bangs girl in a sexy but slightly modest top/jeans comes in. She orders a drink and plays with her phone. Two seperate guys come by her little table but after small talk she blows them both off. I take that as a good sign (or she's taken and not looking for a date, but only one way to find out right?) and I wait till her drink is dwindling. Asked my favorite waitress what she was drinking and ordered myself a fresh drink and a fresh drink for her. Take them with me to her table and start a conversation.
Talk for a few minutes and I manage to get an "Ex-boyfriend" detail out of her and she was giving off a pretty "straight" vibe the whole time. I shrug my shoulders and enjoy her company a little more anyway. We go through a few round of drinks and I drag her to dance with me (she said she was tired from work but the drinks loosened her up). Yeah, that's when I realized she was definitely bi. She was all over me as much as I was with her. Were kissing almost immediately after that. Sat down, had some more drinks, asked her if she wanted to leave and headed over to her place. This is where things almost went wrong.
She gets into the house first and asks me to wait outside a minute, which immediately put me on edge. (I was like, oh fuck did I just get baited into a threesome with some dude?) few minutes later a 40s-50s yr old woman comes outside, smiles at me for a second and walks over to the next house. My date comes out and tells me to come in. I give her the "who was that" look and she says it was her mother, who was watching her 4yr old son while she was out. (Pause break for some backstory: She's an RN at a local hospital and usually works from around 9pm-5/6am so she moved in next to her mom for help with her son from her previous relationship) so as I'm starting to wonder if I want to continue with the chance that a carpet gremlin might pop into her room mid-sexy time she pretty much rips off my shirt/bra in one swift motion and I was back in the moment.
Night was fantastic, she was good and experienced, no question. Apparantly very pent up, last time she'd been with a girl was over 2yrs ago (she'd had a couple of threesomes with her previous boyfriend but it always went badly she said). I of course was in over drive mode thanks to my few months off so it was a very good night.
Stupidly I fell asleep and she didn't bother waking me up, so when the bedroom door opened from the outside and woke me I almost freaked out. (Thinking it was her son.) It was just her with some breakfast she had made for me/her/son but she had already woken up, taken him to school and come back before I was able to wake up. So I ate, and we talked and it was clear that a "relationship" wasn't going to happen for a few reasons (Her kid, obviously and her hours at the Hospital) but since we were both pretty "deprieved" we're going to make at least a weekly goal to meet up for repeat relief sessions.

So yeah, I'm a damn happy camper.


#59

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Good for you Shego!


#60

ElJuski

ElJuski

Charlie Don't Surf said:
you could have actually watched a good movie instead
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Yeah but then what would we have gotten drunk to and made fun of, EH SMARTASS?


#61



makare

ElJuski said:
Yeah but then what would we have gotten drunk to and made fun of, EH SMARTASS?
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That post made your signature extra funny.


#62



SeraRelm

Grats Shego!


I maked this 4 u. I addeded a "o"


#63

Dave

Dave

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=nkKuyiLpSS8#t=23s
Added at: 15:49
Doesn't embed because of the time thing. Oh well.


#64

Charlie Don't Surf

Charlie Don't Surf

pretend this is a link to the "I just had sex" thread, but I'm too lazy to actually find it


#65

fade

fade

When did Forrest Gump become a bad movie? I guess I wasn't hip enough for that one.


#66

Charlie Don't Surf

Charlie Don't Surf

it ain't incredibly bad, I am exagerrating, but it shouldn't have won a billion Oscars


#67

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Charlie Don't Surf said:
pretend this is a link to the "I just had sex" thread, but I'm too lazy to actually find it
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Except that was a tongue in cheek thread. I on the other hand had something to contribute relating to Valentine's Day.

Guess you're too lazy to read the thread too before replying off hand. Wait, that's not a guess, that's pretty much proven fact by now eh Charlie?


#68

ElJuski

ElJuski

that thread was tongue in cheek? I think 70% of these forums didn't get that.


#69

Charlie Don't Surf

Charlie Don't Surf

and I thought your piece was the same thing they were mocking in that song

but don't let me get in between HF and their masturbatory material for later tonight


#70

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Actually the majority of the forums are having regular sex. Sound a bit bitter there Charlie.


#71

Charlie Don't Surf

Charlie Don't Surf

eh, when I was giving Calleja shit for the same stuff I was gettin it on the regular


#72

ElJuski

ElJuski

either way "I got laid and the internet should know about it" is pretty lame, as a whole.


#73

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

"I don't care about other people that got laid but I'm going to make comments against them talking about it" is pretty lame, as a whole.


#74

Frank

Frankie Williamson

I just about dumped my girlfriend at dinner last night. She was being an unreasonable bitch about everything. Nothing was good enough.

So, Valentine`s fail.


#75

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Could always go back to the single life there Frankie.


#76

Frank

Frankie Williamson

I don't wanna, she's pretty and she has all the episodes of Fresh Prince on DVD.

And she helped me paint my house. That counts for something.



#77

ElJuski

ElJuski

Shegokigo said:
"I don't care about other people that got laid but I'm going to make comments against them talking about it" is pretty lame, as a whole.
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Naw, I'd rather make a point of saying something so everyone can get their head out of their ass and post better.


#78

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Shegokigo said:
Actually the majority of the forums are having regular sex. Sound a bit bitter there Charlie.
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What percentage is having kinky sex?


#79

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

ElJuski said:
Naw, I'd rather make a point of saying something so everyone can get their head out of their ass and post better.
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:rofl:
Now that's the Juski humor I know.


#80

fade

fade

ElJuski said:
Naw, I'd rather make a point of saying something so everyone can get their head out of their ass and post better.
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When I do that, I get a reputation for hating everything.


#81

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

No, you got that by hating everything ;)


#82

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

Gods forbid Shego just wanting to tell how her Valentine's night went in the thread devoted to this retarded holiday. Nor can any of us who care about her be happy for her--nope, they just want some text summarizing an evening to masturbate to.

I already know Charlie's a socially detached navel-gazer, so no shocks here. Sometimes I get tricked into thinking Juski is an intelligent poster, but then shit like this comes up where he can't get the simplest idea behind a human being's motivation behind saying something and I remember why my wife cursed him out that one time.


#83

fade

fade

Shegokigo said:
No, you got that by hating everything ;)
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True.


#84

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

I like how "masturbatory material" is me skipping out on every detail of the actual sex. :rofl:


#85

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

Shegokigo said:
I like how "masturbatory material" is me skipping out on every detail of the actual sex. :rofl:
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As if we had nothing better for that online than "girl's mother" and "breakfast in bed."

Damn, I didn't realize it'd been that rough for Charlie.
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Also, Shego:

:thumbsup:


#86

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

If we want masturbatory material, then we'll need to hear about how Shego tracked down the cougar milf she met briefly at her date's house, and turned her away from men forever.

... please?


#87

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

The masturbatory stuff won't be until Sheg requests her new shag buddy wear a nurse outfit. :unibrow:
Added at: 19:14
Also, even though I bet Sheg would make for a good wingwoman, I'd be afraid she'd just wind up trying to seduce and steal the girl I'm interested in. :p


#88

LittleSin

LittleSin

Valentines Day was delayed. I got him the Kate Beaton Hark A Vagrant collectio.n He got me My very first DiscWorld novel!

Also, an unplanned trip to Planned Parenthood in the morning due to a failure in control! YAY.


#89

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

LittleSin said:
He got me My very first DiscWorld novel!
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Which one?

Also, an unplanned trip to Planned Parenthood in the morning due to a failure in control! YAY.
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YAY... THOSE SUCK.


#90

LittleSin

LittleSin

Quotemander Prime said:
Which one?
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Actually it was two. The Color of Magic and The Light Fantastic.

And, yes, it does suck. First time in a while we had catastrophic failure.


#91

checkeredhat

checkeredhat

I REPEATEDLY forgot it was Valentines Day. I went to a hockey game, and it was excellent.
So glad I'm not working at friggin' Shoppers Drug Mart for this Valentines Day. Second worst time of the year to work there.


#92

linglingface

linglingface

Let's see, I worked 9-6 and Mike went to work at 5. I saw him for all of 3 minutes or so as I dropped the car off at his work and got a ride home from his dad. Picked up cheesecake as a V-day present for the condo (4 of us living here).
Got illiara (cosplayer) to be my Valentine since both our men were out for the night and she was home alone. Since we're cross-country lovers, we made it an XBL Rock Band date for a couple hours. <3
Today Mike and I bought some sale candy (4 heart boxes, sweethearts, 2 bags of Reese's, Cadbury eggs...) before he went off to work again, and I shared a heart box of chocolates with my best friend/roomie while we watched a few shows. Oh and we had cheesecake too. Nothing exciting with me and Mike! :p


#93

ElJuski

ElJuski

Quotemander Prime said:
Gods forbid Shego just wanting to tell how her Valentine's night went in the thread devoted to this retarded holiday. Nor can any of us who care about her be happy for her--nope, they just want some text summarizing an evening to masturbate to.

I already know Charlie's a socially detached navel-gazer, so no shocks here. Sometimes I get tricked into thinking Juski is an intelligent poster, but then shit like this comes up where he can't get the simplest idea behind a human being's motivation behind saying something and I remember why my wife cursed him out that one time.
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Yeah, you missed that fucking point by fucking miles.


#94



SeraRelm

His insistent personality sometimes troubles everyone's recreation.


#95

BananaHands

BananaHands



#96

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

@LittleSin: *hugs* Never been there, but I can believe it does provide the suckage.

@thelatestpage: Seriously, folks? Shego tells she had a fun time on Valentine's Day, people answer with their tongues firmly in their cheeks... and then the forum's two regular "You're doing it wrong and I'm here to tell you that" guys show up? Seriously, guys, what the hell is your problem with people being goofy or silly? You allergic to funny or somethin'? I know one of you is pretty much set in their ways, but I do miss the other guy who used to be fun and interesting to read... before he started jamming that log up his keister.

@Frankie: Correct me if I'm wrong, Frankie... but isn't the social convention such that you are obliged to offer alcoholic beverages in return for repair work that includes sweat and/or the possibility of getting dirty? Not an emotional/sexual relationship?

Joking aside, though... that sucks. I don't know what your situation is, so I hope you manage to come on top of it okay. Whether that means patching things up or going your separate ways.

@Shego: Congrats, you lucky bastard, you ;) Newer had a FWB myself, but it sounds like you found yourself a decent one. Have fun!


#97

ElJuski

ElJuski

again,

*eyeroll

some of you guys still are missing the point of my bitching and/or just can't handle the science bombz. I think you guys need a comedy injection if this is what constitutes for "goofy and silly".

BITCHESSSS
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however, I can try to be goofy and silly like old times...

Yo didn't get my dick wet but that hot chick is really hot guys can't wait for sex!


#98

ElJuski

ElJuski

please tell me you JUST made that .gif


#99

Adam

Adammon

Literally hot off the presses just for you.


#100

ElJuski

ElJuski

Hot damn!


#101

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

I should never have said "...go onnn.."

I APOLOGIZE FOR LIVING
Added at: 16:29
Also, Juski is now my Jiminy Cricket.


#102

ElJuski

ElJuski

I don't know what that means, but I'll take it!


#103

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

He means you're hung like a cricket and get your clothes from blue spirit women who could eat you whole :p


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