Happy Valentine's Day!

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Shegokigo

Shegokigo

"I don't care about other people that got laid but I'm going to make comments against them talking about it" is pretty lame, as a whole.
 
Frank

Frank

I just about dumped my girlfriend at dinner last night. She was being an unreasonable bitch about everything. Nothing was good enough.

So, Valentine`s fail.
 
Frank

Frank

I don't wanna, she's pretty and she has all the episodes of Fresh Prince on DVD.

And she helped me paint my house. That counts for something.

 
ElJuski

ElJuski

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Shegokigo said:
"I don't care about other people that got laid but I'm going to make comments against them talking about it" is pretty lame, as a whole.
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Naw, I'd rather make a point of saying something so everyone can get their head out of their ass and post better.
 
Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

Gods forbid Shego just wanting to tell how her Valentine's night went in the thread devoted to this retarded holiday. Nor can any of us who care about her be happy for her--nope, they just want some text summarizing an evening to masturbate to.

I already know Charlie's a socially detached navel-gazer, so no shocks here. Sometimes I get tricked into thinking Juski is an intelligent poster, but then shit like this comes up where he can't get the simplest idea behind a human being's motivation behind saying something and I remember why my wife cursed him out that one time.
 
Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

If we want masturbatory material, then we'll need to hear about how Shego tracked down the cougar milf she met briefly at her date's house, and turned her away from men forever.

... please?
 
ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

The masturbatory stuff won't be until Sheg requests her new shag buddy wear a nurse outfit. :unibrow:
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Also, even though I bet Sheg would make for a good wingwoman, I'd be afraid she'd just wind up trying to seduce and steal the girl I'm interested in. :p
 
LittleSin

LittleSin

Valentines Day was delayed. I got him the Kate Beaton Hark A Vagrant collectio.n He got me My very first DiscWorld novel!

Also, an unplanned trip to Planned Parenthood in the morning due to a failure in control! YAY.
 
checkeredhat

checkeredhat

I REPEATEDLY forgot it was Valentines Day. I went to a hockey game, and it was excellent.
So glad I'm not working at friggin' Shoppers Drug Mart for this Valentines Day. Second worst time of the year to work there.
 
linglingface

linglingface

Let's see, I worked 9-6 and Mike went to work at 5. I saw him for all of 3 minutes or so as I dropped the car off at his work and got a ride home from his dad. Picked up cheesecake as a V-day present for the condo (4 of us living here).
Got illiara (cosplayer) to be my Valentine since both our men were out for the night and she was home alone. Since we're cross-country lovers, we made it an XBL Rock Band date for a couple hours. <3
Today Mike and I bought some sale candy (4 heart boxes, sweethearts, 2 bags of Reese's, Cadbury eggs...) before he went off to work again, and I shared a heart box of chocolates with my best friend/roomie while we watched a few shows. Oh and we had cheesecake too. Nothing exciting with me and Mike! :p
 
ElJuski

ElJuski

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Quotemander Prime said:
Gods forbid Shego just wanting to tell how her Valentine's night went in the thread devoted to this retarded holiday. Nor can any of us who care about her be happy for her--nope, they just want some text summarizing an evening to masturbate to.

I already know Charlie's a socially detached navel-gazer, so no shocks here. Sometimes I get tricked into thinking Juski is an intelligent poster, but then shit like this comes up where he can't get the simplest idea behind a human being's motivation behind saying something and I remember why my wife cursed him out that one time.
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Yeah, you missed that fucking point by fucking miles.
 
S

SeraRelm

His insistent personality sometimes troubles everyone's recreation.
 
North_Ranger

North_Ranger

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@LittleSin: *hugs* Never been there, but I can believe it does provide the suckage.

@thelatestpage: Seriously, folks? Shego tells she had a fun time on Valentine's Day, people answer with their tongues firmly in their cheeks... and then the forum's two regular "You're doing it wrong and I'm here to tell you that" guys show up? Seriously, guys, what the hell is your problem with people being goofy or silly? You allergic to funny or somethin'? I know one of you is pretty much set in their ways, but I do miss the other guy who used to be fun and interesting to read... before he started jamming that log up his keister.

@Frankie: Correct me if I'm wrong, Frankie... but isn't the social convention such that you are obliged to offer alcoholic beverages in return for repair work that includes sweat and/or the possibility of getting dirty? Not an emotional/sexual relationship?

Joking aside, though... that sucks. I don't know what your situation is, so I hope you manage to come on top of it okay. Whether that means patching things up or going your separate ways.

@Shego: Congrats, you lucky bastard, you ;) Newer had a FWB myself, but it sounds like you found yourself a decent one. Have fun!
 
ElJuski

ElJuski

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again,

*eyeroll

some of you guys still are missing the point of my bitching and/or just can't handle the science bombz. I think you guys need a comedy injection if this is what constitutes for "goofy and silly".

BITCHESSSS
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however, I can try to be goofy and silly like old times...

Yo didn't get my dick wet but that hot chick is really hot guys can't wait for sex!
 
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