If you Want to be Batman...

[Zappit]

http://now.msn.com/now/0309-police-hire-batman.aspx

Go to Brazil. Now. Get paid to do it.

 

[Hylian]

So they are going to hire someone to kill my parents in front of me?

 

[Shegokigo]

Dead in 3 months, at least.

 

[Soliloquy]

Can I go down there and be the Riddler? I'd choose a more competent villain, but I'm trying to be realistic about to my abilities, here.

 

[Zappit]

Can I go down there and be the Riddler? I'd choose a more competent villain, but I'm trying to be realistic about to my abilities, here.

What? Not built for Bane?

 

[Soliloquy]

What? Not built for Bane?

I'm not even built for the Scarecrow .

 

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Holy crap, not a single comment beneath that article is free of grammatical errors.

 

[Bowielee]

So, I could see this going one of two ways.

Shot/stabbed/beaten on the first or second actual criminal encounter, or he just goes to town on someone with a batterang for littering or something and gets kicked off the force for excessive force.