So I had this business idea...

[Bumble the Boy Wonder]

Like you wouldn't buy a few celebrities.

Though, you probably wouldn't be interviewing them.

Do you have any idea how many double-ended dildo-swords you could buy with lottery winnings?

 

[Ravenpoe]

Do you have any idea how many double-ended dildo-swords you could buy with lottery winnings?

I have some idea, yeah.

 

[Shegokigo]

How about Dildo-Sabers?

Spoiler

 

[Krisken]

I, uh, thought you were kidding. I'm guessing they aren't licensed merchandise.

 

[bhamv3]

Man... I have no one to use a dildo-saber on, but I want one anyway!

 

[Bumble the Boy Wonder]

Man... I have no one to use a dildo-saber on, but I want one anyway!

Prude.

 

[bhamv3]

Prude.

More like can't convince any women to talk to m...

....

Hang on, I see what you're getting at now.

 

[MindDetective]

My minor is computer science, so I just finished an entire semeseter of Java.

I'll be honest, though, multithreading is kicking my ass.

An excellent choice for a minor. Truly.

 

[Covar]

Thanks, man. Honestly, it's a combination of things that's stopping this:
1) Almost no experience with comic script writing. I've written some, but none that have ever gone past a script stage.

*cough* Mighty Marvel Method*cough*

 

[fade]

My minor is computer science, so I just finished an entire semeseter of Java.

I'll be honest, though, multithreading is kicking my ass.

The worst part is that it kicks your ass from multiple directions at the same time.

 

[Ravenpoe]

The worst part is that it kicks your ass from multiple directions at the same time.

Wait...

Are we still talking about dildoes?

 

[ThatNickGuy]

*cough* Mighty Marvel Method*cough*

I greatly dislike the Marvel Method. It's how Stan Lee was able to screw over a number of artists by saying he came up with everything.

 

[Adam]

Aw, come on Adammon. "Crotch Goobers" needs one of your infamous gifs.

I wouldn't even know where to begin

 

[Officer_Charon]

*look down*
*look back up at camera*
"Crotch Goobers?"

 

[Dave]

 

[Officer_Charon]

 

[Mathias]

Cost effective solar panel roof tiles - cost almost the same and look like regular roof tiles. Essentially the hook would be that they ascetically look like classic roof tiles, but they makes da energy for you. The cost effective part is killing me. No one wants to spend a shit-ton of money on solar panels, and they're still expensive as hell.