[Rant] My stupid friends.

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Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

Where we rant about our friends anonymously because it's the internet. This guy I'll call B is such an idiot, yet he acts like he's the smartest damn guy in our group. He thinks that cos he was in marketing in Drexel(which he FAILED) he can make up any idea and act like it's genius. He and some other friends of mine tried to sell jello-shots. This would be all-right if not for the fact that they thought they were going to monopolize the market! You know what the recipe is for jello-shots? Any jello + any booze. BAM! And whenever I challenge him he acts like I'm going against his dream. This is not a dream. This is a 21st century version of an episode from the HONEY-MOONERS!And what's worse is that he's CONSTANTLY asking me for rides. This is the guy that acts like he's a money-making genius, yet seems to NEVER be able to pay me back for rides. My one friend, he owes like 100 bucks! And the sad part is, none of my friends will ever say to his face what a dick he is. It's like he's some sort of psychic vampire leaching off of our happiness that we can't get rid of. Also he get's blitzed BEFORE going to a party, which I find just rude.
 
Dave

Dave

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I had a friend like that. One day I looked at him and thought, "If you weren't an old friend and I was meeting you today for the first time, not only would I not like you but I'd probably hate you." So I stopped hanging around with him.
 
Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

Dave said:
I had a friend like that. One day I looked at him and thought, "If you weren't an old friend and I was meeting you today for the first time, not only would I not like you but I'd probably hate you." So I stopped hanging around with him.
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You have no idea how many times I have praticed this line. It's just he usually argues with his cyclical logic and then makes me think that I was wrong. Than an hour later I realize how I could have easily won that argument.

Chippy said:
You know, I lied. Your new name is V, or Alucard, or whatever that guy's name was.
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As long as you don't ask me to alliterate, or replace my anarchist views with your own political agenda were good.
 
sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

This rich kid I knew in college rang up a huge tab at the bar one night, buying all of our friends drinks. Then when it came time to pay at last call he tried to pawn the tab off on me... To make it even he tried to get me to cash his third-party, out of state, check. Yeah sure, I can spring $820.54 at 2 a.m. when my only form of support is a 3 hour a day delivery job...

Then I had to give him a ride home too, while he was hitting on the girl I just picked up...
 
Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

This applies to all my friends in general, whenever the come in asking for food. I'm just in the other room watching something and this jag-off is making cereal. WITHOUT ASKING! Common courtesy man, it's all I ask for.

Also, lemme ask yall something. Is it a good idea to ask to go home from work for the day because your job is too aggrivating? No? Well my dum-ass friend did this and got fired. Man you should have heard him " Whatever man, it's not like I was learning any-thing. All it was was a pay-check." I just wanted to beat the shit out of him because I was(and still am) without a job. Complaining about your job to an out-of-work person is the equivalent of Mr.Moneybags flaunting his riches to a hobo.
 
Dave

Dave

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Grass is always greener, my friend. Working a 9-5 looks at the person who sits at home all day & does nothing & says, "Man, that would be nice!" Unemployed person says, "Man, I wish I had a job!" Human nature.

Although people who should be looking for a job and aren't are pissing me off.
 
Dave

Dave

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I want to say that's funny, but it's also kinda sad.

You're a good dude, Wahad. I have no idea why you would have no friends. GasBandit I could see because he's a right bastard, but not you.
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

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I know the feeling. After years of thinking we were friends, I realized my future sister in law is a person I never would have sought out on my own.
 
ElJuski

ElJuski

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If I wasn't able to have mental health days from work, I'd be a dead man. I'm on a mental health day right now! yayy
 
Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

You know what's worse than stupid friends? YOURE BROTHERS stupid friends. You don't want to hang out with them, but you have to because their your brothers friends. When worlds collide my right?
 
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SeraRelm

I want to have a field day with that post, but I just can't right now... I just can't.
 
Gusto

Gusto

What sort of situation are you in where you HAVE to hang out with your brother's friends?

Also, how old are you?
 
Chad Sexington

Chad Sexington

Gusto said:
What sort of situation are you in where you HAVE to hang out with your brother's friends?

Also, how old are you?
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Seriously, this. My brother has a million friends, I do not hang out with any of them. Ever. I cannot imagine having felt like I "had to" hang out with anyone since I finished elementary school.
 
Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

Gusto said:
What sort of situation are you in where you HAVE to hang out with your brother's friends?

Also, how old are you?
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21. And the situation of pretending to like your brothers friends to seem cool to your little brother. This was really my fault, but my bro never really respected me growing up and I just wanted to at least be cool with his friends. Ended up hangin with a bunch of morons and burn-outs during his high-school years.
 
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