The zombie thread (bring out yer dead)

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SeraRelm

Since we should stop derailing the introduction thread, here we are.

Also, you'll all prove useful on the ranch in some capacity. :D
 
Mathias

Mathias

Don't laugh, but I'm always afraid to do zombie walks. I'm afraid some retards going to think it's the end of the world and start shooting people in the head.
 
HowDroll

HowDroll

Obligatory: here's me and Little Bunny Foo Foo a few Halloweens ago. It was hella fun watching the girls at that party who decided to dress up as "slutty nurse/cop/cheerleader/etc." get drunk and give me the "not sure if afraid" side eye when I vacantly stared at them and began shuffling around.

I just realized that no pics of Bananahands and I were taken last year when we partied together on Halloween, which is too bad; while they weren't zombie-specific, I would have loved to blow your minds with some Marilyn Monroe/Phantom of the Opera goodness.



 
checkeredhat

checkeredhat

Mathias said:
Don't laugh, but I'm always afraid to do zombie walks. I'm afraid some retards going to think it's the end of the world and start shooting people in the head.
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That's a legitimate concern. Especially in the States, where it's much easier to get a gun.
 
checkeredhat

checkeredhat

There just aren't as many guns around here. I mean it's the city, so most of the guns that are around are being illegally carried.
But should an ACTUAL Zombie apocalypse happen, Canada's screwed. And ignore the "Head North to Canada" thing. You'll have to travel through the 80% of our population that lives right along the US border, which didn't have the means to defend themselves, before you get to the less densely populated areas. It'll be a wall of 26 million undead.
 
LittleSin

LittleSin

I have stocked up on Nerf weapons. This year when its time for the Humans vs. Zombie battle in the bark, I'll be prepared!
 
HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Canadians are immune to becoming zombies, it's a beneficial side effect of the gene that allows us to enjoy curling.
 
LittleSin

LittleSin

They must have been going by the 'monster' zombie and not the first use of the word, which basically meant a person that was mind controlled or something.
 
checkeredhat

checkeredhat

sixpackshaker said:
Right, I watched a documentary on Zombies the other day and they started with George Romero...:facepalm:
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Funny thing is, Romero never even used the word zombie. He called them ghouls. Which is a hell of a lot closer to what they actually are, compared to the definition of zombie at the time.
 
Azurephoenix

Azurephoenix

BananaHands said:
You goddamn Canadians screwing up my plan to go north in a zombie apocalypse.
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Just don't be stupid and go up through Ontario or British Columbia (lots of big population centers near the border). Also, there are LOTS of guns in Canada... we are reasonably high on the per capita index I believe.

If you go through Saskatchewan... watch out for zombie doomweasels.
 
BananaHands

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Azurephoenix said:
Just don't be stupid and go up through Ontario or British Columbia (lots of big population centers near the border). Also, there are LOTS of guns in Canada... we are reasonably high on the per capita index I believe.

If you go through Saskatchewan... watch out for zombie doomweasels.
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North_Ranger

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Global warming's kinda put a damper on any zombie plans that involve going so far north you get zombie popsicles. At best I intended to fortify the two entrances to my apartment building and wait for cavalry to arrive.

Now, with my health and basically living within spitting distance of a major urban hospital, I think I might as well as baste myself with BBQ sauce and serve lunch :p
 
Gusto

Gusto

I used to have a zombie apocalypse contingency plan but now it's basically:

1) Roll eyes.
2) Mutter curses to self.
3) Kill self.

In no particular order.
 
IronBrig4

IronBrig4

The problem with most zombie survival plans is EVERYBODY and their mother will be following the same foolproof plan you've thought up. Okay, let's say you get a cabin in the woods. You might even keep it stocked with months of supplies and ammunition. I can guarantee that, in the event of a zombie outbreak, that place is going to be ransacked by desperate survivors within days.
 
Gusto

Gusto

IronBrig4 said:
The problem with most zombie survival plans is EVERYBODY and their mother will be following the same foolproof plan you've thought up. Okay, let's say you get a cabin in the woods. You might even keep it stocked with months of supplies and ammunition. I can guarantee that, in the event of a zombie outbreak, that place is going to be ransacked by desperate survivors within days.
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I think you overestimate the number of people planning for something like this.
 
Azurephoenix

Azurephoenix

IronBrig4 said:
The problem with most zombie survival plans is EVERYBODY and their mother will be following the same foolproof plan you've thought up. Okay, let's say you get a cabin in the woods. You might even keep it stocked with months of supplies and ammunition. I can guarantee that, in the event of a zombie outbreak, that place is going to be ransacked by desperate survivors within days.
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The minefield should keep nosy looters out.
 
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SeraRelm

Or capable of implementing such a plan were the ridiculously improbable event to occur.
 
Null

Null

My zombie plan involves stealing an earthmover/bulldozer from the construction site down the hill from where I live. Then I'd use a loudspeaker to lure all the zombies out into the street, raise the blade to about head height, and drive forward, then reverse back over to make sure.

But in all honesty, I'd probably wind up zombie chow before I even knew there was a problem.
 
checkeredhat

checkeredhat

I'll probably wind up on Sera's ranch too. Not by my own design, mind you, but as a souless, mindless moving mass of mobile meat.

ALLITERATION X5 COMBO
 
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