stienman (1) You throw the first real curve ball...interesting. Honest answer: I would take it to my father...who would then promptly tell me to junk it because it is GMC...and a van.
(2) Four hours and $500.00 is no challenge for me, I'm sad to say. I would hit the down town shopping district. I'd go to my favourite stores, such as the horror punk store on Duckworth and buy that 50's stile swing dancer dress (90.00) I've had my eye on plus the matching Frankenstein decal high heel shoes (80.00), and the Bettie page bolero (50.00) in case I get cold sporting my new dress!
After that, what's a new dress with out fantastic under garments to go with it? I would head directly next door to the high end lingerie shop and have the old ladies there measure me and start bringing me fantastic bras. The one I liked the most the last time I was there was coral pink and lacey (71.00) and the matching panties were as fantastic as they could be for trying them over my existing pair (20.00).
Then to the salon! Except, this time,. I would tell the stylist to bleach the shit out of my hair then dye it red. Seriously, I want to look like the fires of hell or resting on top of my noggin. I would also get them to clean up my asymmetrical cut (100.00).
Let's see, I'm sure at 500 if we were including HST and GST...however, in this fantasy, there are no taxes!
I would then go buy the octopus choker necklace and matching earrings (30.00) at the accessory shop..and maybe the black hat with the peacock feathers (45.00).
Then I'm getting dinner, which will probably being me over but fuck it.
(3) My nan crocheted a neon green doilie for me. It's pretty awesome!
