ENOUGH!

[ThatNickGuy]

All right, I've had it up to here with your antics. This has been going on for far too long and my patience has officially run dry.

Face it. Halforums ain't big enough for the two of us. This was inevitable.

So, fine. Fine! Let's have it out. Manno-ay-manno. One-on-one. You and me. Right here, right now. In front of everyone to finally prove once and for all who is the better. And to the victor goes the spoils. Winner takes all. Loser leaves town forever. If you back down, everyone will know just what kind of person you really are.

You know who you are.

 

[SeraRelm]

Bring it, bitch.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

All right, SaraRelm, but you asked for this. CHARGE!

 

[SeraRelm]

I usually don't accept clients on such short notice, but since you insist.

Why don't you lie down while I prepare?

 

[Ravenpoe]

...

I don't know why I'm aroused.

 

[SeraRelm]

DVD and Blu-ray will be available via the usual channels.

 

[Jay]

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

Spider-Man's cooler than Superman.

*shades fall on to face, moonwalks out of thread*

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Spider-Man's cooler than Superman.

*shades fall on to face, moonwalks out of thread*

You sonova...!

 

[SeraRelm]

That's like saying an angst-y emo turd is cooler than a Mary Sue.

Waaaiiit a minute...

 

[ThatNickGuy]

That's like saying an angst-y emo turd is cooler than a Mary Sue.

Waaaiiit a minute...

 

[SeraRelm]

But at least there were never any spider-pets. I'll give him that.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

 

[Frank]

My favorite part is the eye lightning just fucking up the ground.

 

[SeraRelm]

->

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Oh please. Every major superhero has had some dumb ideas/stories. At least Electric Superman had some cool moments in Morrison's JLA.

Spidey's had the Clone Saga and One More Day, to name two.

 

[SeraRelm]

Super Pets.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

It was the Silver Age. Everything was silly in the Silver Age. There was a Bat-Gorilla once. And Ace the Bathound.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

Your individual facial components are laid out in such a way as to be undesirable and your odor is pungent.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Your individual facial components are laid out in such a way as to be undesirable and your odor is pungent.

Well, you're just a buttface. You have a face that is like a butt.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

I actually have buttocks where my head should be

 

[ThatNickGuy]

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

As delightful as this exchange has been, it has done nothing to dispute the fact that your appearance is several miles off from the human ideal, such that a casual glance causes grimaces, averting of eyes, and physical pain.

 

[strawman]

ENOUGH!

Oh, ThatNickGuy.

You know, don't you?

It will never be enough.

Never.

 

[Jay]

A peace offering to all the angry people

Spoiler

 

[Ravenpoe]

A peace offering to all the angry people

Spoiler

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I'm allergic to that shit, you buttface!

 

[ThatNickGuy]

I'm allergic to that shit, you buttface!

He slaved over a hot stove all day and this is the thanks you have to give him!?

 

[Jay]

Not my fault Jebus didn't make you as awesome as me.

 

[ElJuski]

Goddamnit I thought we were going to talk about J-Lo

 

[Bubble181]

I want it made abundantly clear that no-one is allowed to decisively win or lose this battle. Loser has to leave town, as long as no-one loses, you're all obligated to stay around.

That said, your monolinguality is clear proof of an intelligence level closer to that of a sea monkey than that of normal human beings.

 

[WasabiPoptart]

 

[Bowielee]

Bring it, bitch.

I just have to list the ways in which this is awesome.
Zan and Jayna incesting it up.
Robin's "Dat Ass"
Batman's pedoing out on Jace (note the condom tucked into the utility belt).
Tyler Durden reference.
Gleek and Blip knife fighting.

This is officially my new favorite thing.

 

[SeraRelm]

It's how I've always pictured HF.

 

[Wahad]

It's how I've always pictured HF.

So who do the wonder twins represent then?

 

[Hailey Knight]

All right, I've had it up to here with your antics. This has been going on for far too long and my patience has officially run dry.

Face it. Halforums ain't big enough for the two of us. This was inevitable.

So, fine. Fine! Let's have it out. Manno-ay-manno. One-on-one. You and me. Right here, right now. In front of everyone to finally prove once and for all who is the better. And to the victor goes the spoils. Winner takes all. Loser leaves town forever. If you back down, everyone will know just what kind of person you really are.

You know who you are.