CUPCAKES!!

[David]

*snip*

CUPCAKES!!

 

[Dave]

This thread is now about cupcakes.

 

[LordRendar]

Chocolate Cupcakes rule them all.

 

[Covar]

Fuck designer cupcakes.

 

[Cajungal]

I really want a "Dude" cupcake. It's white Russian flavored.

 

[Fun Size]

Fuck designer cupcakes.

Only if they're designed to look like vaginas.

 

[Necronic]

We have a cupcake place called Crave in houston that's pretty good.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

I could go for a cupcake right about now.

 

[Fun Size]

What is the pie equivalent of a cupcake? A tart?

I could totally go for a tart right now.

 

[Fun Size]

I could really go for a white russian cupcake though.

Don't do it. Mail order brides are bad news.

 

[Tress]

Cupcakes are just muffins in drag. I'd rather have a cookie.

 

[Bubble181]

Cupcakes are weird. I'll have some coffee cooks myself :-P

 

[Tress]

Cupcakes are weird. I'll have some coffee cooks myself :-P

What... what are those? They look delicious!

 

[strawman]

BAN EVERY CUPCAKE.

Cupcakes have literally never done anything productive in human history. All they do is energize kids or diabetize things. Ban them all, put any baker in prison longer than every health offender.

This thread can be the lightning rod for the sugary mess coming out of Dubai over Bloomsbury's Cupcakes $1,000 cupcake this morning.

 

[Bubble181]

What... what are those? They look delicious!

They're the Belgian variety of baked and glazed goods less sugary than the German variety, far more sugary than the French variety, with more baker's cream and raisins and stuff. They're gooood. Also, not the same as brioches (which are French).

 

[Frank]

Raisins ruin everything.

Paid for by the Society to Stop Raisins From Fucking Ruining Everything.

 

[Bubble181]

Raisins ruin everything.

Paid for by the Society to Stop Raisins From Fucking Ruining Everything.

Don't worry, just like not all muffins are blueberry, not all of our koffiekoeken are with raisins

 

[sixpackshaker]

I love making Toll House Cookies with Raisins instead of Chocolate Chips...

 

[strawman]

I love making Toll House Cookies with Raisins instead of Chocolate Chips...

You... must you ruin everything?

 

[sixpackshaker]

It is just my secret Troll-House Cookie.

 

[strawman]

It is just my secret Troll-House Cookie.

 

[Ravenpoe]

I love making Toll House Cookies with Raisins instead of Chocolate Chips...

IT'S A TRAP!

 

[sixpackshaker]

You know people will think the raisins are bugs due to the completely unexpected texture...

 

[North_Ranger]

Buns.

That is all.

 

[Covar]

BAN EVERY CUPCAKE.

Cupcakes have literally never done anything productive in human history. All they do is energize kids or diabetize things. Ban them all, put any baker in prison longer than every health offender.

This thread can be the lightning rod for the sugary mess coming out of Dubai over Bloomsbury's Cupcakes $1,000 cupcake this morning.

I will respond to this post with all the attention it deserves.