steinman is 100% correct and deserves a like.Entropy machine: n. A device fashioned for the purpose of rearranging orderly things into disorder and/or disarray.
--Patrick
steinman is 100% correct and deserves a like.Entropy machine: n. A device fashioned for the purpose of rearranging orderly things into disorder and/or disarray.
--Patrick
My brother hardly seasoned my chicken at all the other day. I just find it ridiculous because I know he knows I like my chicken skin COVERED in spices and yet he just lightly dusts it. Its just inconsiderate is all.
I usually do but I was out all day at school. I know I sound picky, but I like my chicken a certain way and I just find it odd since he's seen how I like to eat it. I'm not saying he's the anti-christ or anything, but I would've just liked it if he payed attention to that small detail is all.He cooked for you, and he's inconsiderate?
As someone who enjoys cooking, I have to say "Make it yourself then."
If it involves hand-cuffs, hot glue and cacti, I say go for it.Teaching's better again, but the 5th grade class is a bunch of entitled, sarcastic shits. I WISH I could be free to tell them just how horrible they are. But noooo.... their parents love them. I'm sick of people telling me to praise the good one and "redirect" the ones who are off task. This group flat out does not care... but I have a plan... Oh yes, I have a plan.
I'd just love to flick their ears every now and then... or shake em a little.If it involves hand-cuffs, hot glue and cacti, I say go for it.
Would you like to borrow a sack of especially nippy doomweasels?I'd just love to flick their ears every now and then... or shake em a little.
I'll take a dozen!Would you like to borrow a sack of especially nippy doomweasels?
T1s for the good days and T3s for the not-so-good days.Tell me they at least gave you tylenol three...
A dozen doomweasels or a dozen sacks?!I'll take a dozen!
Can he have a mustache??144 extra-nippy doomweasels coming up!
Would you like an extra one to sit on your shoulder and hiss while you laugh maniacally?
I have a Sharpie, so yes, he can.Can he have a mustache??
Oh, I love you, Cheesy1! Want another girlfriend? [DOUBLEPOST=1350609366][/DOUBLEPOST]
Nope, I can send you a sack or two also. Just give me your address and I'll personally deliver the doomies myself.Whoa whoa whoa... does one have to be an elementary school teacher to be eligible for these doomweasels? Because I know a few kids at a local high school that need to be nipped by a doomweasel or two.
Seriously awesome.
I wish I could claim this gem, but I found it using Google-Fu (with slight editing on my part).Seriously awesome.
Dude, just let it go and blame it on the guy next to you.An hour and 30 minutes of class...I had to fart through all of them. You know how painful it is holding in gas for that long?! And I had to wait until break or I'd miss something in the lecture.
It's more fun if you're the teacher. If I let it rip, who's going to tell me I'm wrong?An hour and 30 minutes of class...I had to fart through all of them. You know how painful it is holding in gas for that long?! And I had to wait until break or I'd miss something in the lecture.
ALAS! My inner gentlemen will not allow it! I know it sounds weird for a bearded weirdo to care about manners, but I do.Dude, just let it go and blame it on the guy next to you.
Just clench it and let it out slowly and silentlyALAS! My inner gentlemen will not allow it! I know it sounds weird for a bearded weirdo to care about manners, but I do.
Could be worse. I once had the main theme of Jesus Christ: Superstar stuck in my head. That was a pain.I have RENT stuck in my head... the entire soundtrack of the Broadway Musical version.