My body looks so contorted there, I look like when South Park shows a real-life celebrity, like Saddam Hussein.
Showtime. Also features Singer and Magician professions.Which expansion has Acrobat profession and SimFest? >.>
They do, but screenshots of people doing chores isn't terribly interesting. That one I took for a couple reasons. One is that as a Military man, you need to improve your Athletic and Handiness skills in order to get promoted alllll the way up to Astronaut. Your dude actually wanted to fix that bathtub.Goddamn does anyone but me do anything in that house? If I were me I'd be fed up!
Wait.
I've got the next update's screenshots taken already.Jay! Leave the maid alone, c'mon man!! In the same breath, I'm not surprised in the slighest that this is happening with his Sim.
I fear for my Sim's life now. She could probably be getting murdered, in her bed, and sleep through it all. I worry about her.
Jay's yet to lay down any penis, but at this rate, he'll be the first. And I gave everyone double beds for a reason.Man, Jay's just laying the love down on ALL the ladies.
And by love, I mean penis.
I'll be uploading another update later tonight - get ready to caption one withToo busy to write down memes but hot damn, house on fire, still sleeping.
Perfect person to watch as they sleep... if you're the sort of person to like that sort of thing....
Seriously, what a jerk.CK is going to be insufferable now that he put out the fire.
UPDATE NOW GUSTO. I'M HERE, WAITING.
The maid only works set hours, and the house is so big that between mopping, sweeping, doing laundry, making beds, and cleaning countertops/sinks/showers/bathtubs/toilets/dishes, she can only get to like a third of it on any given day.Awesome.
For having a maid these guys sure do clean a lot.
If women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.I get enjoyment out of my handiness, if you know what I mean.