Recent content by CrimsonSoul

At work in 2024 I got to pull a pen out of a patients asshole. Why, may you ask did the person have a pen in their asshole, because I did ask. In case they needed to write something down later. Yes, it was a psych patient.

Yeah had that happen to me in July. Only I spent time with him. 15 minutes while he looked for a hotel for his wife close to the airport so she could fly back out to their house in hawaii while he stayed to get his foot in the door at the air traffic control towers nearby. He was down for...

I plan on getting a Monport fiber laser with myh tax return. but I do love the name laserpecker lol

The other day someone with a toddler in tow shot up the Joel Osteen mega church in Houston. The person doing the shooting died, the kid in tow got hit and is in the hospital

Didn't even realize the deep blue sky. Is this any better? All I did was change the deep blue in the sky

Yeah out at Galveston a year or two ago

Ok guys. I'm no professional editor but this is a pic I edited of my wife. Just let me know what you think with any critiques. I'll post original with it

When the streaming services, lock your show, behind a big ol' paywall, that's a piracy (to be sung as "when the light hits your eye")

Bought a quest 3. I like the passthrough, it's really nice on the games that support it, and I bought a game called painting VR (I can't paint btw) mainly for my kid, It does support passthrough so I have my canvas and stuff that I can see, but I'm also in my house and I can see all my kids so I...

So I had to pull a writing pen out of a crazy patients asshole the other day. When asked why, they said they wanted to have everything with them in case they needed it.

Cat did the world a favor.

Bittersweet. My first kid moved out to college today (only an hour away but he's living there) got all his stuff moved into his dorm

I never even check text messages, only facebook messenger lol

Texas Roadhouse needs to fucking chill! I got this text today

The Talented Penis Fly Trap..... I don't like this game.