Rant: I hate wanting to post, yet feeling very awkward because I am not a distinguished member yet D:
I WILL GET OVER IT LIKE A MAN.
..or a socially awkward kitten.
Thank you for the welcome, everyone! To answer your questions:
1. What what!
2. I decided I might as well attempt to contribute to the forums if I am going to read them.
3. How is the steak today?