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That was…something. The lady doing the presentation was so very very NOT a storyteller. She could have made the Amityville Horror story seem like a real estate seminar. All that was missing was a PowerPoint presentation and a pop quiz. The scariest thing about the cruise was them trying to bring...

The vacation crew. I just got done talking so I look high…

Bring on the haunted riverboat cruise.

This is for the best, really. She’s been battling MS for a while and it couldn’t have been a great quality of life. Sad she’s gone but I’m glad her suffering is over.

Doing my best GasBandit imitation. And yes that’s a coworkers face on my shirt. Long story.

Hello, ocean. Missed you.

Fuck man, so sorry.

It looks like a car Homer Simpson would design and ruin a company with.

Saw a Tesla truck in the wild today. They look just as stupid in person.

I used to have bifocals but I had to get rid of them. And when I tell you the reason I'm being 100% serious. You can't play ping pong wearing them.

Neither have I. I thought it would be fun to see what ideas people came up with because I can't think of any.

I've had my car now two days shy of a month. I still have the paper floor mats. I've never had custom or even personalized floor mats before. What should I get? Not saying I will do it, but if you link me something I might like I very well might buy it. Oh, and I also generally don't like...

Had a funny interaction at work and I realized it's a story I've never shared on this board. When I was a kid my eyes went from 20/20 to /10 gazillion like really fast. The doctor that we saw was a small town guy who told my parents that if the degeneration continued at the current rate I'd be...

Soulmask is Conan if they actually cared enough to fix Conan. Did I mention I like Soulmask?

In Soulmask you can make a "dump chest" where a thrall will take everything out of it and put it in the chest it belongs in. Then, crafters can go take mats out from the mats chest and build. And when YOU build you build directly from chests. Soulmask does a lot wrong but they do this perfectly...

So I've resisted deactivating my account because there were a couple of people that I follow and because it's a good place to get reports if something goes wrong here. But I find it extremely difficult to go there lately without having to wade through a morass of racist or misogynistic or...

My daughter said, “Code 2319!”

*click*

Remember when I said earlier I said I had to dress up in a chem suit to run a hose with hot water? Yeah. To give you an idea, here is the picture of me in the suit, which adds about 50 pounds thanks to wearing about 4 layers of clothing. I swear I'm not as fat as the picture makes me look.